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Ladi Williams.
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Ladi Williams.
@ldwllms
Father | Husband | Anomaly | Deviant.
Katılım Haziran 2010
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@RelentlesslyK @marshalwahlexyz @consigliere_05 85k after taxes?
How many people earn $70k BEFORE taxes?
😂😂
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@marshalwahlexyz @consigliere_05 Bro it's doable, even easier if you're married and she works. $85k after tax! Factor in bonuses, tax returns too.
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For you to comfortably afford that can you have to earn $150k and above.
Payment is like $800, insurance $150-$200 on just car. Rent/mortgage, utilities, food ??
But it is not luxury??
Only about 10 -15% of Americans earn above $150k. My fellow Nigerians are saying it’s not luxury 😭😭
A.K Cyber-Soja@marshalwahlexyz
Even in the US This very Mercedes is a luxury Car
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@marshalwahlexyz Pay depends on State, City and level. There are chefs who own town houses and set up a workable mortgage. Point is, a well paid chef can afford it but may choose not to. In other words, it is accessible to anyone with decent income for a payment plan.
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Even in the US
This very Mercedes is a luxury Car
Zehrry🌚@big_zehrry
For USA, if you get this car, nobody still send your papa But for Nigeria, them go worship you 😂😂
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The sort of things you guys put out on the Internet is just crazy!
Someone will be interested in marriage one day and another busy body will show the guy this and you'll start crying. 🤦🤦
Iyanuoluwa🌸💕@Harmoke0
I knew I was made for heaven.😩
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@avrilamaka Knowing the way this babe tweets....
Pretty sure she just lied to mess with Nigerian women and prove a point.
GIF
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My ex stayed. I made sure he regretted it.
Afia Dimple🦋@AfiaDimple_
I just wanna see a WOMAN cheating and the MAN still staying with her, once in my life !!
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Family car? Lmao. Very few people.buy this because they have a large family....
سلطان الزهراني | 🚘@PassionOfMotors
أفخم و أقوى سيارة عائلية صُنعتها جنرال موتورز حتى الآن Cadillac Escalade -V 2026 🇺🇸
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We'll start it next quarter. This one's already begun.
𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉@AbakpaJob
can we please start a support group for procrastinators?
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@SalimAbidoye @IzunnaDike Bruh...no do like this na....
Difference in price is less dan a buck. 🤷🏾♂️
But the difference in ambience cannot be measured.
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@ldwllms @IzunnaDike Maybe financial constraints
Yes sha. We go dey alright
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I mean do you o… but if I was to suggest… hear me out: If you want to do coffee dates, please pick a nice cafe with a nice ambiance and view. A cup coffee there costs just as much as Starbucks and a bit more than Tim Hortons. Makes a world of difference.
Adewuyi Tamilore@TamiloreAdewuyi
Dating can be very expensive and that’s why I have resolved to just coffee dates, we bond over Tim Hortons. This was a picture I took on my date recently and my date even took my picture 😁😁😁
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My hair is an absolute mess right now 😂😂😂
And somehow I am not bothered. 🤷🏾♂️
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@Henry__ifeanyi @IzunnaDike It has been pointed out to me in your later tweets that you are in kitchener.
Probably a different ball game there....but every single Tim ive been to in AB is a mess....and ive been to a lot 😂
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@ldwllms @IzunnaDike "Nobody sits in a Tim to take their coffee”
Everything you said I agree but this one ☝️. The ones here are never empty.. People are always sitting while
Enjoying their coffee .
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@SalimAbidoye @IzunnaDike Self respect in this case is " why would you want to be there when there's a better option?
But like OP said sha...."You do you"
We go all dey alright las las
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@ldwllms @IzunnaDike Doesnt matter in getting to know the person
Not tied to respect
Also a girl that likes you will show up there not hard
Somethings are easy in life lol
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Getting artisans that can do these well is difficult. Let's not even talk about cost 😂
Tope Dada@TopeDada17
I don’t still understand how we picked POP ceiling designs over this
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@IamJustNneka Don’t worry, even this one sef, I understand.
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@Henry__ifeanyi @IzunnaDike In this instance, it's not about cost. A cup in Starbucks won't buy you two cups in Tim...but Tim has zero ambience.
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY sits in a Tim to take their coffee....even the staff would probably look at you weird 😂
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@IzunnaDike @IzunnaDike is it really about the cost? can’t two people just go on a “cheap” date and enjoy each other's company and get to know each other..
If the said person is an outright stingy person then I can understand but let’s not make it look like Tim’s isn’t so great.
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@SalimAbidoye @IzunnaDike Please have small self respect na.....and decorum.
Tim hortons has zero ambience.
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You people should contribute for me so I can get the money to treat my wife like this. 🙏🏾😭
Morris Monye@Morris_Monye
This is how I would like my wife to move…. With so much power and confidence. I would be by the side smiling at it all. 😊
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She's not wrong you know. 🤷🏾♂️
Patience...🪬@Patiencexx4
And I hate extended casual sex relationships. Like omg bro we already fucked three times. You wanna fuck me again?! WHY Especially if you don't wanna take me on dates. You already don't wanna love me and still got the pussy, what more do you want? Go fuck somebody else 😭
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@adaezennaji_ It takes a very big person to publicly admit to the possibility of being wrong.
Respect!
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I’ve read other new facts regarding this and it appears that this particular guy might not be lying… even though it’s hard for me to admit because of all the shege those people have shown me
GIF
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Trust me when I say that rider is lying. The one that ate my customer’s banana bread also got there and started acting Nollywood
Movie saying he didn’t know when the bread was removed from his bag.
That rider is lying. The problem is that bolt won’t do anything 😔😔😔
Sorry about this, nne
Chef Emem of Abuja 👩🍳🍽@chef_emem
This person is a returning client and I trust her to not lie about the situation. The rider on the other hand has swore with his life that he didn’t tamper with the package I gave him. He has called and texted me explaining himself and he even went back to my client’s house.
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Just realized I was in Lagos for two weeks and I didn't eat snails! 😭
Somy Eva@SomyEva
How you enjoy your snail 🐌 ??
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