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Leah KJ

@leahkayjay

comedian, writer, slow pitch softball player, mom @WYBPod

Chicago, IL Katılım Nisan 2011
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Leah KJ@leahkayjay·
Hey @StarKistCharlie! Do I get a prize for finding a bone in this can of tuna? Or is my prize just that none of us choked on it?
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I went to the midwest for a couple days and now my whole face is chapped
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Guys! Tomorrow night WYB pod is taking call-ins! Think of it like an open mic where you just complain about things you have beef with! So like any other open mic! Zoom link in thread.
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Leah KJ@leahkayjay·
They should make a “Portrait of Dorian Gray” photo filter
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My mom just said “OMG” in conversation. 5th sign of the apocalypse.
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Leah KJ@leahkayjay·
Can you be jealous of yourself? I was just looking at pics of me from 8 years ago all “this hot bitch” 😒
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Things I overhear in line at a David Sedaris book signing: “I bought my brother some Poo-Pourri after I read the profile in the New Yorker.”
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Leah KJ@leahkayjay·
If I get canceled, I hope it’s for the terrible shit I yell at the lady who teaches this pre-recorded online yoga class.
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