Leah Michelle

380 posts

Leah Michelle

Leah Michelle

@leahnard0

no original thoughts. documenting quotes from my toddler and favorite shows feels like my superpower.

Columbus, Ohio Katılım Aralık 2010
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Leah Michelle
Leah Michelle@leahnard0·
In the past week Riggs (4) has asked where babies come from, what a butthole is, told the dog to “move your big ass”, and yelled to his dad, “come here little bitchy”.
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Tori Lynch@ToriHigh_5·
Still working through being called "Tortellini Lunch" with my therapist
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Leah Michelle
Leah Michelle@leahnard0·
@MorganAguilar Ahhhh. My bad! I saw it everywhere online this morning and figured everyone had seen! Don’t worry, you’ll still be plenty shocked at how bad it is 😬
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Leah Michelle
Leah Michelle@leahnard0·
You’re telling me that’s the best they could give us for Big’s last episode ever? An uncomfortable lube scene!?!Who approved this and why? Is Carrie only interesting when she’s unhappy & single?!? We deserved better.
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Tristan Snell
Tristan Snell@TristanSnell·
BREAKING - Police across America are now pulling people over while they're driving their cars and then demanding that they produce government registration paperwork for their cars and a government-issued "driver's license." A protest rally is expected in DC with tens of people.
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Leah Michelle@leahnard0·
“I love meeting people’s moms. It’s like reading an instruction manual on why they’re nuts” Ted Lasso, the smartest man we didn’t know we needed.
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Leah Michelle
Leah Michelle@leahnard0·
Ya know how we all “round down” with the amount of drinks we have a week when talking to the doctor….we’re all doing that with our kids ACTUAL screen time, right?? RIGHT?!?!
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J. Mestre
J. Mestre@kj_mestre·
Glorious
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Leah Michelle
Leah Michelle@leahnard0·
@HerRoom That’s a lie, and I have proof. I’m not the first person you’ve done this too. Thousands have spoken up with this same issue. You are THIEVES, and should be ashamed. @HerRoom are scammers and STEAL from their. customers.
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HerRoom
HerRoom@HerRoom·
@leahnard0 Hello Leah! We are so sorry to hear that you were unsatisfied. Unfortunately due to the nature of the garments we sell, we can only accept items that come back to us in pristine condition. Your items were not in a condition that we would be comfortable reselling to our customers.
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Leah Michelle
Leah Michelle@leahnard0·
DO NOT SHOP @HerRoom! Not one for posts like this, but I’ve never been so infuriated & appalled. They legit STEAL your $$.They make up FAKE reasons to NOT refund YOUR MONEY for a return. It’s not just me, a google search shows close to 100k ppl with same issue. STEAR CLEAR✌🏻
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Leah Michelle
Leah Michelle@leahnard0·
I feel like there should be a new category listed on divorce filings “Quarantine”. No questions asked.
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Jeffree Star
Jeffree Star@JeffreeStar·
I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love
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Gonzotrucker@gonzotrucker·
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Leah Michelle
Leah Michelle@leahnard0·
I’m no etiquette school graduate, but pretty sure mowing grass right under your neighbors window at 8am on a Saturday = frowny face 😴😡😴 #momnapruined
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Leah Michelle
Leah Michelle@leahnard0·
By @DaniKinzer I’ve been trying to cut back on the # of @MonsterEnergy I drink for quite some time now. I finally found a reason, right there in the bottom of the can itself. PSA: Always look inside your cans before drinking. like cereal, sometimes there are surprises inside
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