ari bo bari 😎

i hope my exes get sucked up into a black hole

they should call the family sized bags of goldfish school sized bc then it’s like a school of fish 🐠

why is gas one hundred million dollars per gallon

why does everything open at 10 i am awake and ready NOW D:<

no work tomorrow. so fucking stoked. gonna put on a dress and make tacos. i’m going to own the night 😼

string cheese is so delicious i love eating it as a snack or a meal

behind my cold, hard exterior i am actually quite sweet :D

i am lowkey kinda buff

adulting le sigh

had to awaken for work today at 2:45am which is when i used to go to sleep. i love sleeping sm and i miss it but i like having purpose and structure not more than sleeping but i must have one to have the other. adulting le sigh. is this too deep for twitter?

ugh nvm no wellness checks no checks at all i will become a bug in this house thats probably good

i am not doing well no not at all…

if you are an evil wicked witch you should not be working in customer service just gonna throw that out there

saw someone breaking a fast with beans like okay farts mcgee omg

tried the new cherry redbull and lime alani today they’re both so yums but i think i like the alani more

early bird got the worm

getting a job has done wonders for my brain my legs are gonna be soo crazy too

wish there were more emojis

trauma is not an excuse it is a you problem and you need to work through it so you don’t become a horrible person 🫡

i am the one and only ari mwahahaha >:D