Laura

@scottygb Still the only reason I, a 37 year old humanities grad, can remember anything about non-Newtonian fluids

Interviewing Jon Tickle about walking on custard is my version on Frost/Nixon youtu.be/pj36y1Ccgbs?si…

@QueuesPub theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2… finally the MSM shines a light

@tobytarrant any chance I can get in for a drink? Clearly shameless but don’t ask and all

Delightful to cheer @tobytarrant this afternoon. Highlights: - chucking him a banana (which he caught, pro) - telling him my mum probably sold him a protractor in 2001 - him apologising for traumatising B & W B’s summary: “I liked the unicorn. I didn’t like the man” @RadioX

@tobytarrant Don’t make me tap the sign

Mitsuhiko Tatsunami has overtaken Steven Gerrard and Freddie Flintoff as my favourite sportsman and I only discovered him ten minutes ago What a guy

GO TO BED 😂

@tobytarrant may I suggest an early night 😂

@snoopyphils @sc3n3sluttt Saw this on Facebook, came here for the update (I’m sorry for your loss ❤️) and now I all I can hear is “YOU’RE SHOOTING WITH ALTHEA?” reddit.com/r/howyoudoin/c…

@sc3n3sluttt thank you! it’s just al-thee-uh !

primary school was crazy bc how did 8 year old me go from wishing my mum didn’t have cancer to knowing my times tables

@tobytarrant Screaming

That is sensational television yet again. I think The Traitors is so successful I keep waiting for it to go wrong but I think at this point we have to accept it's one of the best TV shows ever made.

@sammyvilla86 @ThePoke Wait. Does you posting this make *me* the hobbit? Screw you, gay fish

Elon Musk said Brits were like Hobbits when their Shire was invaded in Lord of the Rings and the entirety of the UK responded as one thepoke.com/2025/11/04/elo…

@cryxbbies @gogolikol Hello trypophobia

@gogolikol am i the only one that is feeling creeped out by the blue pregnancy test??

KILL US ALL NOW

@CamNiblett1 And yes I am fun at parties

@CamNiblett1 Sadly no, because fallow year (the real traitor all along)

This is going to be on every flag at Glastonbury and I’m here for it #CelebrityTraitors

When you are in Infernos

@tobytarrant @Paul_WHU_87 Telling my mum on you Tobes

@Paul_WHU_87 You could at my school

@tobytarrant Toby

Diane Disorganised Abbott dominatrix 🤝 Losing the whip

@Livbridge @RadioX Cracking job Liv!

So, did you hear us on @RadioX this morning and then my own little bit on RadioX Oasis?!

@tobytarrant (And yes, come on England!!)

@tobytarrant She’s nearly five now, and still goes ‘it’s Toby the unicorn man!’ when she hears you on the radio 😂

Unreal turnaround. Scenes! Come on England 🙏🙏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿