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WHY SKIPPING THE GYM IS SO FUCKING HOT BRO 🔥 1/ 🎙️ Welcome to Slopstream Engine
Your brain just dry-scooped a pre workout & suplexed itself thru a meme ceiling 2/ 💊 Sponsored by Omega Brain Sweat Tablets
Side effect: spontaneous personality flexing 3/ 🏋️‍♂️ Skipping the gym ≠ weak
It’s a deadlift for your soul ✨ 4/ 📈 1 missed workout = 400 hrs of invisible hypertrophy
(Dr. Thundershred confirmed) 5/ 🔥 Calories mutate into charisma
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🏃 Thinking about cardio = infinite cardio
⚡ Zeus skipped leg day → lightning thighs 6/ 🤯 Stronger by weaker, weaker by stronger
That paradox gives you brain abs 7/ 📚 Prof. Max Bench Press 3000:
“Abs are just brain veins.” 8/ 💦 Skipping reps activates thirst-trap neurotransmitters harder than flexing quads in a nightclub 9/ ⚡ Legends never trained:
Hercules ghosted CrossFit
Achilles skipped cardio
Socrates forehead-flexed democracy into existence 10/ 🧑‍💻 You’re not skipping gym
You’re uploading masculinity directly into the algorithm 11/ ✅ Sexy
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= hypertrophy for the soul 12/ 🥤 Drink the slop.
Plug your brain.
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Maybe you don’t want to get better. It’s not for everyone 😊 Luke wants to help you if you’re choosing a different path. And there are so many roads you can take. linktr.ee/learntosmoke #getevenworse #withluke

Don’t just get fat, get even worse, for Luke 🤤

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You’ve probably cum while watching my vids, but don’t let orgasms ruin your progress ☺️

Stare at the Screen 😳 Eat. Swallow. Bate. Gain Weight! linktr.ee/learntosmoke #stare

Try to remember that cumming is wrong 😞 Everyone makes mistakes, so if it happens, just wipe yourself off and try to be better at getting worse next time 👍🏻 Don’t cum 🚫💦 Train yourself to be worse: on.soundcloud.com/UFEENy8ohxTZbN… #goodgooners #dontcum #bateforever

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Jesus himself could not resist a couple of Easter Eggs. The Lord hath spoken and commandeth his flock to consume chocolate and give in to greed. For greed is truly the righteous path! Happy Easter! #greedisgood