Liz Holland

@ablerism You should really write a book, Sara. Please pretty please someday 🎈

Bro to Alexa: Alexa, play popular music that doesn't suck. #Alexa: I cannot find anything that fits that description.

My brother on xmas eve: "One time I asked Grandma who the singer of The Doors was and she said Engelbert Humperdinck."

What's the song at the end of 18.22 @mysteriousuniv ? By the way, 18.23 is one of the best podcast episodes I've ever heard !!!!!

In middle of 2-minute conversation with brother: "Sorry when you were talking to me I fell asleep and started dreaming."

In the Netherlands, a 'fietsroute' is a bike path and a footpath is a 'voetpad.' You'd think 'fiets' are feet, but nope it means bike 🚴 and this still confuses me even though I lived there!

@ablerism I still think of you as a person and teacher I admire most for this reason and more - tip top among all I've encountered since I was a child. Miss you Sara!!

Life can be overwhelming. But it's still life. Don't worry about your feelings jumping around. Be thankful that you are alive.

@timkubart a thread to phurther ruphle your pheathers: theguardian.com/notesandquerie…

@jucanoca Go Juan, representando 🙌🏼

Don’t let the name fool you…black holes are anything but empty space. Rather, it is a great amount of matter packed into a very small area…sort of like those #BlackFriday stores. Learn more: go.nasa.gov/2jWtUZx #BlackHoleFriday

My mom thinks Tinder is called "Tender Hearts"

Elon promised a truck that would "blow your mind clear out of your skull," and he delivered. bit.ly/2zcACS8

@netflixfamily @timkubart Something about this sounds familiar 🤗 how cool is that... ! go Tim

My brother got a new haircut. Me: You taking a new dating profile pic? Dad: He wants to know how much he looks like Hitler. Me: Why? Brother: Hitler pioneered #thefade [Googles #Hitler hair]

"If there were no humans, there'd be no religion." A little simple wisdom from Dad in the a.m.

Last night I dreamed I made out with #Costanza in a shower and I was worried it might ruin our friendship. #seinfeld #randomdream

You know you can let people just say stuff, right? You don't HAVE to respond. 2 people yelling = argument 1 person yelling = crazy

This three-story tiny house fits in the footprint of a parking space: buff.ly/2yDy7qL

Male-looking robots are called Androids female-looking robots are called Gynoids.