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@lecsfuckinggo
i think my ex boyfriend was sebastian vettel’s secret son
25 | she/her Katılım Mart 2025
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@twinkitup you always have such an incredible way with words. a benevolent psychosexual cryptid, god. wouldn’t that be something… not entirely implausible either….
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@lecsfuckinggo concept of lando lurking on twt to see which users he needs to psychologically torment next. flaunting his potent heterosexual breeding aura out of spite while selectively deploying other ppls hyperspecific degeneracies. a benevolent but deeply psychosexual cryptid roaming the tl
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why is he doing all that in air forces with the no show socks !-&/!/!
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reminds of uni when my friends and i would treat the release of that year’s roster cards as an Event and we’d get together to comb through and make a drinking game out of how much our guys’ stats had been inflated
acervo lando norris@acervoln4
tirei essa figurinha aqui no álbum da copa do mundo, alguém sabe se é rara?
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@toastastri @lecpizazz i know 🫣😬 i swear there’s more to the story but… yeah. yikes lol
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feeling so nostalgic about him :’) if anyone is interested i will answer any question about him and our relationship. how it started, ended, our weirdest date, sex life, his identifier, most seb tendency, etc etc. i was 18 and he was nuts so there wasn’t a single dull moment.
cat@lecsfuckinggo
my ex boyfriend who looks like seb vettel when he walked under one of those rain installation things that stop when they sense motion except it wasn’t so he just walked under a rainshower and had to drive home from the club soaking wet
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imagine the contempt you have to hold for your fans to price your merch like this. fifteen euro STICKERS?? you’re actually joking.
clara@leclercsletters
NEW CL16 DROP!
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have you guys seen the pictures of his living spaces
lov ᯓ★⋆𐙚 ̊@landoddle
imagine going home to this😩
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@lecsfuckinggo CATTTTTSSJJEFFVV FUCKIBF HELLLLL noticing that your ex might just be Sebastian Vettel’s long lost son via DTS of all ways would’ve sent me to the ED. i #seeyou and i #hearyou
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@lecpizazz sorta kinda debatably cheated on him with three guys and he very expectedly dumped me at homecoming :/ but we had really nice emotional breakup sex in my dorm room after
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@lecsfuckinggo ovjectively speaking Yeah maybe not the beeeest concept BUT!! who doesn’t ADOREE a good old dilly dally ikea date plus a blast was had too so #awinisawin ☺️
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@lunalec yesss!! he’s a diehard shit instigator, could neverr keep his mouth shut. clinically incapable of giving a fuck. looooved getting under his opponents’ skin, not in any serious competitive enviro but in a REC LEAGUE. i hated it a little but unfortunately it was often really funny.
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