Pro Football Doc, Derek Zoolander, MD

Here's how Joe Schoen’s logic works: Because he drafted a position or paid big money for it in free agency, he thinks it’s addressed and fixed forever. It’s insane, but it’s how the pretentious idiot thinks. He acts like our secondary is set because he overpaid for Paulson Adebo and Jevon Holland—who objectively suck lmfao. Because he signed Jon Runyan (who’s a mid guard at best), he touts the interior O-line as a strength that attracts OC candidates. Truly delusional. News flash Joe—Just because you throw money at shitty players or use high draft capital on them doesn’t mean the position is addressed, you colossal fucking imbecile. Same thing with JMS—because he drafted a bust center in the second round, he refuses to draft another one at any point to create competition. He also underscores that as a position that makes the OC job desirable. Which is moronic, because a smart GM always hedges their bets. If there’s a solid Day 3 center with upside, draft him. What do you have to lose? It’s not like Schoen’s going to hit on the pick anyway—the dude’s a fucking idiot. Giants are cooked.

Never forget, Schoen is a rat

The Giants made an announcement today. They have no standards anymore: nytimes.com/athletic/69428…

r/BillSimmons off to a strong start in 2026 Thanks for the memories Ryen

@TommyG105 Wan’dale has looked good this year but you still conveniently left off Pickens who has over 1000 yards and was taken 10 picks after him. Still should’ve taken Pickens

The 2022 WR Draft Class this season: 8- Drake London 60-810-6 10-Garrett Wilson 36-395-4 11-Chris Olave 69-734-5 12-Jameson Williams 31-562-5 16-Jahan Dotson 10-194-1 18-Treylon Burks 4-72-0 34-Christian Watson 17-283-2 43-Wan’Dale Robinson 66-794-3 44-John Metchie 14-131-2 #NYGiants

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Joe Schoen did everything he could to avoid drafting Jaxson Dart. Then, standing in front of John Mara, he worded every sentence with calculated precision — because he didn’t believe in Dart. If Dart flopped, Schoen had his built-in excuse: “See? That was Daboll’s guy.” Bottom line: Daboll wanted Jaxson Dart in the top three. The GM only reluctantly allowed a trade back into Round 1 to take him. Everyone mocked the pick. Now the kid looks like a mini-Patrick Mahomes — and somehow, the Giants fire the head coach and keep the GM while giving him the credit. Corniest franchise in sports. Fuck this loser team.

me liking every jalen hurts slander tweets on my tl x.com/esihle_ndima/s…

Hardknocks in season might be a blessing in disguise. Might be the final nail in the coffin of this regime. @Giants

Odell is such a legend 👑

It’s not a player issue. It’s an organizational issue.

Joe Schoen has spent 4 years building this mess. Giants are the most unwatchable NFL product. Joe Flacco led Browns have more of a pulse. Put Dart in. Russell Wilson cannot see anything in the middle of the field. I don’t care that Daboll promised Russ he’d start. This is a DISASTER!

This team is so done. Look at Andru Phillips

@JordanRaanan This team is fucking trash. Ship the entire offensive line to China

Notable Week 1 #Giants offensive snap counts (out of 62): QB Russell Wilson 62 Jaxson Dart 0 WR Darius Slayton 60 Malik Nabers 59 Wan'Dale Robinson 47 Beaux Collins 1 Jalin Hyatt 0 RB Tyrone Tracy 45 (72.6%) Devin Singletary 10 Cam Skattebo 7

@DanSchneierNFL Will take a major jump for 4 weeks til he’s injured again

Watching Andrew Thomas 2024 tape for a thread I'm going to get to & this play sparked a thought. TIMING of the Giants pass game is about to take a major jump which should mean more YAC Compare these two out breakers on 1. Anticipation 2. Ball placement 3. Quickness of release⤵️

@Ihartitz The issue is that Keon Coleman sucks

Who should be projected as Josh Allen's primary deep ball target? Keon Coleman. Who should be projected as Josh Allen's primary red zone target? Keon Coleman. Who is going outside the top-10 rounds in home fantasy leagues at a sub-Bills Gabe Davis price tag? Keon Coleman.

@_MLFootball @lexiosborne @scotteubanks18 @JenniferMills21 @thewaynebreezie @johnkriesel @MileHighReport @Xommanders @jerrythornton @B_Shousejr @StephieSmallls I would start by replacing Marty Shottenheimer’s picture, who is dead, with his son’s picture (the Cowboys actual head coach). Also whoever’s pic you have in for Kevin Stefanski at the bottom is not actually Kevin Stefanski. You’re one of the worst football accounts on Twitter

THE BEST CURRENT #NFL HEAD COACHES TIERS… WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE…? 🧐

@statusisdown DOWN

@SNYGiants His throwing motion looks awful. Arm looks weak too

Jaxson Dart's completions today during 7-on-7 work

@Morice424 We saw Daniel Jones for six years and that’s exactly WHY we aren’t sold on Shedeur. Not sure why the Shedeur stand don’t get it. We just went through 6 years of average - now we want a GREAT QB. Shedeur is not going to be great. He’ll be a little better than DJ.

EXACTLY!!!!! #NYGiants