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@Matt_Pinner I agree

I’m gonna piss off a lot of people saying this but If a man pays child support, and later find out that the child isn't even his, the mother should have to pay all of it back 🤔

@otokyo__ A cunt

What do you call someone who thinks they are superior to everyone else but deep down they are just completely stupid?

My god this is a fucking footballing shit show.

@BBCRadio2 can we please strive to give gary davies a permanent slot. Scott mills show was all about him. Him and him. Lets get the station up and going in the mornings again

@NumUnobtainable Pots and kettles

@leehatman71 @ddphotograph Says talentless prick

So sad that not only Steve wright was sacked and replaced by Scott Mills, that Scott now has skeletons, hope Wrighty is having the last laugh because he should, and should never have been replaced

@ronsterd89 A crisp sandwich. Lots of butter and filled with flame grilled mccoys

Have you ever heard of anyone putting Potato Chips on a Sandwich? 🤯 🥪

@crypto_dragonz About as funny as a used toilet roll. Brought on the telly because of her disablement. But she aint funny. Thank god we dont see her

Is Rosie Jones the funniest female comedian ? Yes or No ?

@BBCRadio2 can we please strive to give gary davies a permanent slot. Scott mills show was all about him. Him and him. Lets get the station up and going in the mornings again

@PhilipOConnor5 Ill call the men in the white coats if u give me ur address

I am 71. And, Keir Starmer - despite all the media approrobia - is possibly the best Prime Minister I have experienced in this country.

@otokyo__ The size of their penis

Females in the 80s, what do you notice?

@kezia_noble You under estimate other nations. Got ur arses kicked in vietnam and afgan. Yet ur still all war heroes. Laughable

Why do people think the USA will lose this war? There’s not much previous evidence to support this conclusion. It’s weird.

Fuck me. Was hoping for an exciting england game. Full of attacking flair and great intensity.4o mins in and im gonna take me houseplants for a walk instead. Utter garbage. These friendlies are fucking pointless. My nan moves quicker and she died 10 years ago

@SSB_Rick Ill drink to that

My name is Chris and I’m an alcoholic. I’ve been sober for 11 days now. I was letting alcohol run my life and ruin my relationship with my family.

@Barphbie0 The american hybrid 4

Degameth

@chefsevenn 28 quid

What’s the first word that comes to mind when you see this?

@honeymoon250 A prick of a prime minister

What does your Country have

@Mr_Husky1 Fuck him off and stay single

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 36 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do? By isitmeaitah

@otokyo__ A new one?

I have tried everything from white vinegar to soaking. Please help.

@crypto_dragonz Mount cunts

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Gotta say comic relief is fucking shite. The only fucking relief your gonna get is when it finishes. Utter garbage. Scripted crap no doubt as funny as rosy jones