lex🏒

if you’re observant enough, people usually tell on themselves

what the olympic opening ceremony needs

just paid my therapy bill and then spilled my entire cup of coffee all over me 💀

happy fuck kim davis day

i think my favorite thing about turning 30 was getting into barefoot shoes lol

the fact that she sounds even better than the record after over a decade is crazy.

This is what I want to see AI used for, not to create yet another social media auto replier for marketing.

my coworker asked if i went to the chicago pride parade this weekend and my response was “no, i decided to be gay at home” and the awkward silence that followed was deafening 😅

educating people how to love you just because you’re queer is exhausting 🫠

i need another tattoo, blasting both my knees didn’t fix me lol

They’re called deviled eggs because if you don’t like them you can go to Hell.

Omg, this is the best marketing play I’ve seen in a long time. Molson, a beer company and partner for the PWHL, or the Professional Women’s Hockey League, decided to re-vamp the jerseys for the league to announce their partnership. They saw a problem: many of the women on the team have long hair, so while they are playing… their names are covered. Molson's solution? Put the players' names on the bottom of the jerseys and their sponsorship logo on the top. “We covered our name so hers could be seen.” To make it even better, the campaign was launched on International Women’s Day. What do you think? Because I think it’s SO GOOD.

@domenika_19 more time to shit the bed lol

@leftbenchlex it’s okay it’s just the first period 😂 there’s time

@domenika_19 and there goes kucherov doing kucherov things

@leftbenchlex at least they’re not the sharks

@domenika_19 i think tampa has had at least two scoring opportunities every shift from defensive breakdowns 🥲

Gritty is the only mascot that is at a weird level where I forget that there is a human inside that costume like what do you mean someone stops being gritty at the end of the day and goes home to their partner and potentially children

i have to talk myself out of getting a dog like three times a day

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