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@RpsAgainstTrump @Miriam2626 Our Pool is Bigger than Skyscrapers Our President is Dumber than a Bag of Hammers

Laser focused

@Kristinartz A woman

What do you call a woman who lives alone, without a husband or partner?

@hashjenni Politics?

I need a job where I can make six figures but I have no skills and I’m not very bright. What field is this?

@Awesomevideos07 Physics labs were fun because we always got to play with toys.

This is why physics is fascinating

@Acyn Mr Ed?

Trump on Cognitive Test: They had tough questions. You have a bear a snake, an elephant, and a horse—name the horse

@GeneralCattis Never get up at night without a flashlight.

#TheOnlySolitaireIPlay is Hairball Hide-and-Seek

@TheCinesthetic Ridley Scott's Napoleon

What is the single worst movie you sat through hoping it would get better, but didn’t?

@BasedMikeLee Getting his ego rotated.

Pray for President Trump. Not sure what’s happening. But whatever issue brought him back to Washington must be serious.

@NotAvgLiberal Nathan Lane

What the fuck. Just when you think you found the biggest fucking idiot… This bitch shows up.

@latenightercom @brianstelter Don't fail to miss...

In the ad break following Colbert's final 'Late Show' monologue, viewers got a reminder that Byron Allen's 'Comics Unleashed' will be moving into the 11:35 CBS time slot.

@DougWahl1 F*ck. That. Guy.

@Acyn They don't.

Acting AG Todd Blanche on $1.776 billion compensation fund: I do not think the American people have issues with that. To the contrary, I think they do want their tax dollars spent on things like that.

@AndrewDesiderio Clueless

Susan Collins says she “doesn’t understand” Trump’s decision to back Paxton, who she called “ethically challenged.”

@BadMedicalTakes @DrNeilStone My aunt, who died of polio, enters the chat...

@AmazingPopPod Sit, Ubu, sit. (woof) Good dog.

What’s the dog’s name and what command are you giving it?

@factpostnews This on top of the $25 billion they said we've spent on the war itself.

New analysis reveals Americans have spent more than $40 billion extra on fuel since the start of the Iran war.

@factpostnews Kool-Aid

JD Vance attempts to make a joke: "What did— what did they give this crowd to drink before they got here?"

@Acyn @NotHoodlum Foghorn Leghorn speaks...

Kennedy: Kamala Harris is a woke-topus. Nobody has ever accused the vice president of being a policy maven. She acts like she has a billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth Doocy: *laughs*

@OrwellNGoode Diopters for Dollars

@DemzDeliver Great if true 👍

🚨 NEW: Hawaii has passed legislation completely banning corporate spending in politics. The bill is the first of it’s kind, and deliberately designed to avoid the issues raised by Citizens United.