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Mr.Milchick in the bathroom knowing damn well he losing his job for this #severance

if you want to feel stupid today watch this 16 year old guy simulate atoms from scratch in C++. he’s the same guy who has already simulated gravity and black holes ;)

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Greg Gutfeled GOES HAYWIRE after Jessica Tarlov sets him off! "We had dozens of American deaths where YOU DIDN'T SAY SH*T." 🔥 "I’m absolutely BORED by this. I’m bored by the Nazi stuff, bored by the 'concerned' people in the media that weren't concerned when innocent women were R*PED AND M*RDERED, who didn’t CARE about the 57 who died under Obama!" "You deserve NO attention on this. You deserve NO credibility on this!" "It seems like you're ready for another one. You had Renee Good, that went for a couple of weeks. You had this guy, went for a week or so. You're gonna need a third one!" "I don't care about any of this performance anymore, Jessica. It's done. And you know what? Neither does Trump. People are voting for the law. They want the law." "If you wanna cry about m*rders and r*pists, DO IT ON YOUR OWN TIME!" @greggutfeld 🫳🎤🔥🔥

i revere these men as monks. a vow of celibacy, poverty, and dedication to esoteric practice of the ancient arts.

How Maki was moving this episode #jjk

anakin...

It’s actually people like her that are both stupid and evil that are the absolute worst.

The problem isn't who spends 4-8 years in the White House. The problem is who spends 30-40 years in Congress. Congressional term limits are badly needed.

@wyascoobydoo Aint yall just have a nationwide outage?? It really be the Samsung mfs with the audacity smh

@legend407 brokies coming out the woodworks y’all

This is why I got T-Mobile 🥱

sometimes i struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies

Current Verizon engineers

Facts are stubborn.

in case u forgot ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎i’ll remind u ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎F1 IS BACK IN 69 DAYS!!!

not to be dramatic or whatever, but if we’re watching something i really like and i see you on your god damn phone i will hang myself in front of you.

The Demagorgon being used as Will's vessel #StrangerThings5

I'm so antisocial that I'd literally walk right past someone I know like this

"Stupid kids believing in Santa" Me a grown ass adult who still believes in Ferrari:

There is global access to a NORAD tracker for Santa but rationalists will look you dead in the face and say he isn’t real 😹