Official Femboy AL Microwave™️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

It’s time. I’m back on my bs after a nice hiatus and ready to ragebait the opps 😤😤😤😤😤 new #pfp incoming

@ilovejudge2394 Listen. I’m doing the team a favor

@legoboio Astros hashtag is crazy

What bullshit is this? Holy fuck ESPN might as well have “We hate Astros” merch for sale 😭😭😭😭 #ChaseTheFight

@thatgirlmyra_ Let them hate us. Ion care no more

lmaoo the hate is so loud. we are sooooooo back, babyyy.

@TheAstrosLocker @SleeperAstros I can help him get the funk outta his system

@SleeperAstros Get all this funk out of his system now.

My way too early list of trade deadline targets for the Astros: - Sandy Alcantara - Byron Buxton - Steven Kwan - All of the Red Sox outfielders - The reliever who used to wear Bryan Abreu's jersey, because the guy currently wearing it is an imposter

@jmproductionsyt Ohhhhhh!! How are u pookie

Nick Kurtz vs Yordan Alvarez in a minor league park

that timeline scroll when your team just won and your star player put up a crazy statline

@SleeperAstros Let them undermine us. Idec

The Astros ranked #14th in the first ESPN power rankings of the year: “The Astros' offense has been swinging it well in recent days. If the Astros can get more starts like this from McCullers, they might just make a playoff run.”

@MLBONFOX @GOTHAMHD_ 🔥🔥🔥🔥 #chasethefight

RT if your team is leading the league in any of these categories after the first week of the season 👀

& THAT’S A SWEEP OF THOSE FRAUDS UP IN BOSTON. ALEX CORA IS A BITCH. 5 STRAIGHT WINS FOR YOUR HOUSTON ASTROS.

Yordan Alvarez through seven games this season: .417 BA/1.480 OPS | 3 2B | 3 HR | 6 RBI #Astros #ChaseTheFight

@TalkinBaseball_ #ChaseTheFight

Astros extend their win streak to five with a sweep of the Red Sox!

@RangerApologist I feel blessed. Thank u pookie

- rangers win streak is over - eovaldi washed - fire shumaker - astros are inevitable - mariners winning the world series nobody has it worse than me 💔💔

I’m nutting rn

@curecosmos Gives me life and shit worth living

some people just don’t understand that half of the fun of being on baseball twitter is acting like the season is over when your team loses one single game

@TXRUpdates What drugs are u on? Where can I get some

Seager might actually win AL MVP this year

@Rangers Get fucked asstards

@ApolloDez1 @brianmctaggart Time and place? /jk

@brianmctaggart Sex

Yeah, he knew it

Astros won Mariners and Rangers lost Saw Artemis launch Possible interview next week Possible date next weekend Life is good

@astros Come and take me #ChaseTheFight

THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! #ChaseTheFight