biscuit factory

@7arcana_ I hope you enjoy it 🥰

@leibssss I need this or I will die

Anyways I made some cute fit girl bullshit

*Video of female weightlifter doing a snatch pull* Man on the internet: DoN’t lYfT uR hEeLs

y’all are using your crystals so wrong put them in a sock and start swinging

@tiramisutoni MAROON ON YOUUUUU

Like I've got nothing better to do

@idntfxckwithyou Doesn’t make it easier ♥️

@leibssss i knew it was coming but still🥺

just watched zack’s car pull out of the driveway for the last time

@idntfxckwithyou 😭😭♥️

it’s for the best and he’s not even the same person i married but still we’ve seen each other nearly daily for the past 10 years and now poof he’s gone?!

We’re about to go to war with Iran to distract us from the fact that Donald Trump is accused of raping children. Let me repeat that: Trump is about to send US troops to their deaths to distract the public from him being an alleged child rapist.

@NickVsTheWorld HAHAHAHA

@leibssss This country is broken. In more positive news, my son (now 8, but has taken it for years) calls it FLO-NOSE and honestly, the marketing people really missed the boat on this one.

I just paid $200 for someone to tell me to take Flonase. Hashtag America 🤘🏼

@leibssss Where did we go wrong 🤦‍♂️

Being from the US and watching pedophiles abroad face actual consequences for their crimes

Also highway 80 is looking absolutely PRIME right now.

SO MUCH SNURR 🤩🤩🤩

Griz loves to play in the snow, it’s the only time I let her outside 🥹🥹 Her lil meow 🥹🥹🥹🥹

@NickVsTheWorld 100000%!!

@leibssss It’s crazy bc it’s the base of SO much of my cooking. It’s been a learning curve but she’s feeling better. She’s awesome and strong as fuck so I hate seeing her suffer. Appreciate the help :)

The low fodmap diet is cruel and unusual and has almost completely resolved my stomach problems

@NickVsTheWorld Np :) My brother has a severe intolerance, luckily mine is mild, but it’s a lot more common than people realize! Tons of my clients struggle with it too 😩😩😭

@leibssss Thank you!! Super helpful :)

@NickVsTheWorld Use infused oils to get garlic and/or onion flavor without the fructans!

@itsbighonkin Wife and I are both Italian-American. I’ve figured out how to not cook with onions or garlic and she has been feeling SO much better. wtf.

@Frenchiedewg That’s a lot of ego for someone who can’t see their own peepee.

Wild coming from someone who decided that this would be the winner. 🥱🥱🥱