lei

what is mamdani going to do about the slayyyter presale that sold out in 30 seconds

the beef jerky from dollar tree is people

Me everyday bc I can never take anything seriously

telling my friends about the matcha to ube to pandan pipeline

lots of mixed information about this hantavirus news…. maybe the only virus we need to worry about is the Media

first slayyyter tix flop now this

experts are saying they forgot what they were going to say

it might be harder than you anticipated but it’s not impossible

new tove lo music on my bday month

where in nyc can I procure stateside vodka lemonades this is Important

this drag

liking and following every nyc post I see on my tl because #true

Mother’s Day and Father’s Day are such lovely holidays on instagram because I am closely examining your genetic features

someone on the tl shortened the word algorithm to “algo” #okay

Slayyyter should have a sleepover with us in her apartment in New York and I am literally in tears at the thought of how cute and cute this idea is, just imagine it, talk about our feelings, depression, anxiety, mental illness 🥺🥺 @slayyyter pls love u

my body is a machine that turns regular underwear into thongs

I don’t have time to acknowledge how bad the new charli single is because I’m too busy losing the slayyyter brooklyn ticketmaster war

me posting on twitter

my body is a machine that turns a 15 min getting ready process into 1 hour

@sunraejosh IM SAYING LIKE

@leilurrr she could genuinely do MSG

what is mamdani going to do about the slayyyter presale that sold out in 30 seconds

the only way to survive hantavirus is to go to the randomly named lesbian event at that brooklyn bar every week