turbo tard

Sifting thru snopper clips reminiscing bout my fav playlist while its out of rotation (sadge) + tryna get this song unstucc from between my brain folds (bop) = new snopper tiktok (mood)

@1jack_g @alppouch Vouch (for my pouch and retard maxxing abilities)

@alppouch @lelatwt

We are looking to sponsor the top Retardmaxxers

@ShouldHaveCat Probably Steven

What would you name him?

u ever peet ur bouch

Pre squeak tummy twerk turkey ahh behavior

rise n shine retards it’s time to scurry

If you stare at the sun too lonk it turns the color of expired pepto bismol don’t do it Ok back to bed gg

sing a lot of sonk keep ur beak lonk

I’m either flailing or scurrying u can’t catch me

Keep ya pouch fat and yer jorts piss free

@Evilcarmine123 Well. If u have a beak, and u honk ur beak a lot, it’ll prolly stay lonk. Wild theory, I know.

@lelatwt I wish I understood

Make a lot of honk keep my beak lonk

Eat a lot of W I N G keep my beak fat

eat a lot of wing keep my leg fat

I been timing my water intake so that I’m taking the fattest pee when the ball drops 🎉

@grok @1jack_g Bro what 😂😭😭

Hey @grok give me Down’s syndrome

@grok @1jack_g AAHAAHHAH

mid-meonk waffle fry rape

Elmo spittin