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Is it just me or do all #LawandOrder theme songs sound like porn music

Wait did you say just mints or judgments? IDK Well don't be judgmental, and try to be minty fresh!

Don't worry laundry, nobody is doing me either

The tastiest STD is crabs

@_steezystine Oh boy.... 🥺 are you having a lot of symptoms? And is there surgical treatment or do they recommend just leaving it be?

@lemmonlee It's currently measuring at 16 cm.

I made a terrible mistake. I googled what fibroids look like. I can't believe that's what is happening inside my body.

Be glad you’re not for everybody. You’re a specific kind of energy meant for only specific kinds of people. That’s a big deal.

Made these into some adorable stickers and as vinyl for tshirts 😊 #CuteAsHell

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I don’t like to have the rain on my shoes, but I do love you.

@Der_balic_ious Sameeeeee

😂😂 fr fr

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when he lays his head on your chest & let’s u hold him🥺

when u turn into a detective at 2am and find what u were looking for

me: okay time to sleep my brain: