Clemonade

My happiest moments are when a song from the Shrek soundtrack unexpectedly comes on the radio

i'm on ebay lowballing the fuck out of everybody

Okay the celtics may lose but at least I'll also be alone forever

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

getting high and getting really afraid of michael jackson

30 goddamn years old googling how to hard boil an egg

It’s vanessa hudgens - “sneakernight” weather

what u know about this west coaster

im in the mirror blue steeling

The kids of Boston are fucking starved

i looove going to the salon, getting my hair slathered with bleach and foils then sitting under the dryer to let it all seep into my brain :)

is Suit & Tie the best song ever written?

THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR WORM GOD

‘The conclusion’ MY ASS, I’ve said it before and ill say it again, Denis Villeneuve is A COWARD who won’t depict the worm god on screen!! MAKE THE PEOPLE CONSUME WORM GOD MEDIA

fuuuucckk the spirit of uncle o’grimacey possessed me and I forgot I’m tryna be skinnyyyy

Costco hot dog, they could never make me hate you

I love joining class action lawsuits

what’s Walt jr been up to

I know this isn’t news, but wow Sacramento is just a piece of shit city