Len Johnston

@Tom_Rowsell Makes sense !🤔

@lenjohnston0 They only recently entered modern industrial civilisation as a colony so haven’t had as long to benefit from urbanism - brain drain to Britain also likely a factor

@holland_tom What percentage 🤔

Impressed to learn that the average adult in the 16th century Low Countries drank 3 pints of beer a day.

Sad news

@LunaticWaffen2 @Lordmiles @Emp4thchan They do need to get a room ....

@Lordmiles @Emp4thchan Can you 2 just fuck already 😒

Who wants to send me money

@jollyheretic 😆 Is this an anti celtic thing Ed??

When the only English people in the photo are ginger, you know, as an Englishman, that Labour hates you.

@TiresianLaddie Twinkdeath 😐

>Checked on my cute blond middle school German exchange partner after over a decade. >He has become ugly, chubby and is, like, Norwood 3. Androgens are actual poison, we must find something that prevents male pubertal uglification without causing infertility and osteoporosis.

@triffic_stuff_ How would he know who they vote for??🤔

WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK IS GOING ON IN BRITAIN?! 😡 A Wetherspoons manager in Braintree has just been caught on camera openly refusing to serve customers who support Reform UK. “I’m deciding that”, he smugly tells punters. Refusing service over politics?! In a bloody pub?! Reform UK is currently the biggest party in the country, leading the polls at 25-28%, favourites to win the next election. These aren’t some fringe weirdos, they’re ordinary, hard-working Brits. The exact salt-of-the-earth customers who pack out Wetherspoons every week, keep the pints flowing and the lights on. Without them, half these pubs would be broke. And some snotty little bar manager thinks he can play political gatekeeper? F*ck off! That’s not how Britain works. You don’t get to ban paying customers because of who they vote for. If you can’t handle serving people with different views, don’t work with the public. Simple as. Tim Martin, sort this out and fire him immediately. This is a disgrace.

@SorchaEastwood Bacon Fries! Moreish!

Never mind the politics, what one you having? 😂 don't tell me neither or you're banned lol

@kevinlaughlin @SirMustard @ColUpton @hilsofhove @ClarkeMicah Explain death from alcohol withdrawal 🤔

@SirMustard @ColUpton @hilsofhove @ClarkeMicah Your tone already assures me that there's no such thing. You will not be able to establish an argument, only abuse. All we can draw from this is you *want* 'addiction' to exist. The fact that people expose that it doesn't, makes you angry.

.@ deadwronghist . What had poor Mr Perry nearly died from, exactly? I rather thought it was from the things he ingested.

@PeteFarrell14 TBF Chicken Fillet Rolls are a southern Irish petrol station staple.

Rory McIlroy personally saved the Irish Open and people are upset he didn’t say he liked Tayto sambos and chicken fillet rolls in a press conference The most needy people on Earth is what we have become Give me strength

@whatifalthist @GlobeEyeNews Dunno mate 😕. I can think 🤔 of a reason...

@GlobeEyeNews Is this like a weird occult thing. Sulphur has very potent symbolism and I have no idea why else he’d get it

Epstein Files reveal that Jeffrey Epstein purchased 330 gallons of sulfuric acid in 2018.

@akafaceUS Skipped leg day??? 😬

Jennifer Lopez and her son. 💀

@Dionysos611 😍

Mrs Kirkwood, just because.

@ClimateWarrior7 😍 Stunning and brave 👏

March 28th, 1945. Adolf Hitler sits in his bunker, knowing he has lost the war. At that moment there is a knock on the door. "Come!" he shouts. Goebbels entered. His face is weary, haggard. "Fuhrer, I have important news." he says. "The secret weapon is ready?" Hitler says, eagerly. "No, Mein Fuhrer. More important than that." Hitler pales visibly, suddenly afraid. "What is it?" he says. "Fuhrer, I have realised that I am a woman and from now on I will be living as a woman. My pronouns will be she/her." Hitler explodes. "You've been talking to Goering again!" he screams. "I told you to stay away from that pervert! He is deranged!" "They are deranged." says Gobbels. "Their pronouns are they/them." Hitler sinks back into his chair, shaking. "How am I supposed to fight a war when you are all doing nothing but exploring your gender identities and sexualities?" he says. "There is nothing left I can rely on now apart from my collection of buttplugs." "Fuhrer, we have been fighting the wrong war." says Goebbels. "The real war is not with the Russians, the Americans, or the British. The real war is with our own bigotry and prejudice. "Recently I was walking through the ruins outside, listening to the approaching Russian front, when a Brown man—likely a refugee—appeared and said to me, 'Nazism is racist!'. I realised in that moment that this entire time, I've been fighting my own toxic masculinity." Hitler leaps to his feet. "Mein Gott, you're right!" he shouts. "I have always felt that I am more a man on some days and more a woman on others, especially when there's a full moon!" "Moongender." says Goebbels. Outside, the Russians draw ever closer, but inside the bunker, the real war has finally been won. [This is an excerpt from Hitler's War (2008 Random House), by historian David Irving]

@Jebus Eurotrash here (Irish). Sorry what the hell even is this?? Can any colonials explain???

The European mind can’t comprehend this

@davidbroadley @DrChrisParry Too poor to afford to buy bread, yet money enough for the pub? 🤔

@DrChrisParry We had to make our own bread. Never bake fresh bread when you go to the pub. You'll eat the loaf when you come back.

The 70s were somewhat rough but we Brits were pretty happy amid the 3 day weeks, the power cuts and the inflation. We were proud of our country and its institutions were largely uncorrupted by activists and shirkers. We didn’t have sectarianism and even the useless politicians had the good of the country at heart.

@whois_John_Galt Yes Sarr

I’m not even Canadian and I know what caused this.

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