Danionymous

I’ve been getting a lot more comments and kudos on my fics today. I know y’all are with family. Sinners.

Hey does anyone know if there’s good horny content on blue sky? I’d be happy to abandon X but all my favs are here. 😅

All of my socials are half election stuff and half Ambessa thirst traps Balance

@skyI4r You’re missing out on some prime human sensations ma’am

Griddlehark

How many pictures of your sleeping girlfriend can you have saved before it’s a problem?

Hey did you know cats passing in front of your house can set off your ring camera to start recording? And did you know that if your bedroom is next to the door the ring can pick up sound from there? Wanna guess how my girlfriend and I found this out? 🙃

Should I fuck around and do another songfic? *suggestions needed

I didn’t lie, take your clothes off faster

@skyI4r That’s what I call my— You know what, it’s not late enough for that yet actually

@skyI4r It’s like when the male lead of a movie lights a cigarette and watches it burn instead of smoking it ‘cause he’s remembering the good times and wondering where it all went so wrong

I make no excuses

@danigotthots Her too but the answer is definitely weirder.

@lenore_dani22 I’m probably wrong but Shego was my first thought here.

Anyone wanna guess which character I was discussing with my girlfriend?

My poor girlfriend

*rubbing my face on her stockings* “It’s a texture thing, you know?”

Tashi Donalds, Challengers (2024)

Chat is it possible to die of horny

Margaritas make my clothes come off. ‘Cause I’m sweating. When did it get so hot?

Technically isn’t everything I tweet a subtweet?