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Os Aliens a caminho do estádio vendo o Vinicius Jr prime

"se deixar cair a cerveja vai ter que escalar o endrick de titular" carlo ancelotti:

Now I understand why M. Night Shyamalan is so obsessed with plot twists, why the fuck do 2/3rd of videos to come out of lndia always end with some absurd (in this case literal) twist?

Mario Chalmers tells a story of LeBron James taking his money in poker during their time in Miami👀 “We were playing guts, three card poker….I had a pair of 8s, I’m guaranteed to win. Bron flip over the first card — it’s a 9…second card a jack…another card a 9. Pair of 9s beat a pair of 8s for $45,000. I paid Bron two days later and he bought a truck…I wanted to blow that f*cking truck up…sometimes I walk to practice, this n***a pulled up and was like ‘yo, you want a ride?’ I’m like ‘if you don’t get f*ck away from me — I’ll blow you and this truck up right now’ like I was so f*cking pissed…” (via @theOGsShow)

Dropping 7 Albums Tomorrow

I’d buy this and go to the club and pour dusse on that bitch on purpose. Bitches gone think I’m Jesus

Sean Strickland is on the verge of history🏆 Sean Strickland could surpass Max Holloway in career strikes if he lands just 1,374 strikes on Khamzat Chimaev this Saturday

dawg im in tears 😭

this really what happens when u got a song where u need to be doing all that

NBA tiktok is not real😭😭😭

@dlonius @juspay_z now Z can’t go to the games 😂😂😂

@juspay_z Nah they do I’m not sayin bro cuz of that

The pistons and magic betta save the weekend cous nba playoffs niggas been getting smoked lmao

You guys have such unique brains because how did you think of this ?😂😂

Finally got access back to my account after 8+ months

“can you explain the gap in your resume?” yes i was applying to jobs for 6 months straight and couldn’t get hired

smoking weed & watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art