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@yeeeerika 💥🥔 (POW!tato)

@yeeeerika I honestly think that doing my homework on the floor of the den all the way from childhood through high school is one reason I was able to get good grades...stopped when I went to college and entered the working world. I don't think my work has ever been quite as good 😅

sorry, i have plans. the plans:

@yeeeerika 📝 🫲 petition to have Calvin be the new MGM logo lion at least for a little while 😹 Those eyes alone should clinch the audition. What a stunner

@DenizCamp This is the book I look forward to most every month. The worldbuilding, themes, and character moments are coming together in such a satisfyingly intriguing way

THE ULTIMATES 7 out today! Thanks for reading, everyone!

@yeeeerika I imagine this being like professors' office hours but when the class is cozyology or snugmantics

hot cocoa hours

@cydharrell I'm exhausted, bewildered, and at a loss for words right now 😞 but I'm with you on this one. Will try my best, despite it all.

@yeeeerika mini push pops, which are great because after like 10 minutes of eating them you have sugar shivs for when you're trick-or-treating in the sketchier parts of town

if you could be any halloween 🎃 candy, what would you be? this is v important

@DenizCamp Yessir, lookin good! (Also side note, would like to take this opportunity to thank you for writing some of my fave comics I've read all year 🙏)

This is what I look like today

@yeeeerika Is your middle name kim and your second middle name chi? bc sometimes your tweets are spicy on occasion, it would all make sense

you might be rotting but me? i'm fermenting

@yeeeerika youtube.com/watch?v=aKlxTf…

@roxcoldiron idk why the hat didn't end up on his head 😅😂 assume either magic or it's windy or it's a magical wind

@roxcoldiron 🎩 💀 /{I}\ ⌠ / \ 🐕‍🦺 _/_\

@yeeeerika It's one of those mysteries of life that he has both "i am king of the jungle" and "i am a pumpkin" energy at he same time

look at my son

@yeeeerika ̵S̵i̵n̵c̵e̵r̵e̵l̵y̵,̵ Nevermore, E. A. Poe

how your email finds me

@roxcoldiron I love this poem 😄

@yeeeerika What's this little froster pup's name?

@yeeeerika So you've decided to foster a whippet! They're sweet.

it's only wednesday, and i'm being so brave about it

@rwxoxo I imagine this tragedy playing out like a classic 90's movie final-scenes plot twist where in Grimace's final moments, filmed in extreme slowmo with dramatic music, he realizes that everything makes sense now...nomen est omen

tragic update: grimace, along with 3 other innocent bystanders, has been shot by nypd for fare evasion

@dog_rates @FORMERLYaeduko Would sign a petition to have a bunch more dog face emoji, just saying 😁

@dog_rates @FORMERLYaeduko Nellie 100% could be the model for another dog face emoji to join this one: 🐶 (I mean, there are all those cat face emoji 🐱😻😹😽 etc., we could at least get this?!)

This is Nellie. She couldn’t choose between yellow or pink, so she went with both. 13/10 phenomenal decision