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How did you get this image of me.

@stephenofnum though I've never scored a touchdown in my life I was the worst WR ever I was best at sticking to being a lineman

@stephenofnum This is me

What did the leper do after scoring a touchdown? He spiked his cortisol

@GENlTORTURERS Yeah

@GENlTORTURERS I will

@BrianCopium I'm still stuck with mine idk how it hasn't broke down because it's so old and it was used many times by my older brother and his father and now I have it 😓

I just bought a new car, you arrogant pricks

@peculiarcorpse So when I do see my name or think I do I'm like "omg they're talking about me😭😭"

@peculiarcorpse Oh yeah omg same thing happens to me even though I never really see my name outside of real life because I know so many people irl with the same name as me it's a popular name where I live but outside of it I don't know

I just saw someone on here talking about an Encanto theory and I for a split second thought they were talking about me?? NO it's the Abuela. I got paranoid about being the grandma from Encanto. 🤨

@GENlTORTURERS I know someone like this ;-;

My period is apparently 2 days late. Does anyone have baby name ideas my list is getting tiring

@MommyDopha Yes

Ripping at my skin and breaking my own fingers because I fucking hate English class and my teacher is genuinely the anti-Christ and I'm not joking

@CivetDesignated Remember the mansion

Made an insta account for music stuff I’ll be switching up on all of u when im a famous producer

@stephenofnum I hate this goddamn monkey how does this pathetic beast have a girlfriend already.

Kick

@GENlTORTURERS Im in a fandom that's like only active on tumblr so I'm just doomed

@stephenofnum He threw a dead raccoon at my grandfather who then died of rabies like a week later

I saw him in the 90s and he kicked soccer balls into the crowd and one of them belted some granny in the face.

@stephenofnum I never get hit tweets (unless it's a bunch of people commenting that they hate me and the actual post has 0 likes) but I get hit comments

I need at least one hit tweet in my life.

@stephenofnum Dying infront of a bunch of kids because your intestines exploded doesn't sound very honorable

@leperwolf Kids about to get a show den

Bored in class so I ate chilli and chugged coffee.. let’s see what happens.

@nichemogged @100kgf3ntanyll @marjoriepiss Where the dead go to die mentioned

@100kgf3ntanyll @marjoriepiss The guy from where the dead go to die with no eyes

OK IM PARASOCIAL BUT YOURE GAY AND THATS WORSE

@GENlTORTURERS Goo night 😇