Jéhu

- Il n’y a pas de problèmes à ce que les gens ne sachent jamais ta version de l’histoire. - Ne discute jamais ce qui est à toi. - « Si tu restes assis assez longtemps sur le bord de la rivière, tu verras le corps de tes ennemis passer ». Lao Tseu #Mantras

En vrai, moi je ne connaissais ni Klay Thompson, ni Megan The Stallion. Je les découvre tous les deux, donc qui a rendu qui célèbre 😅😂🤷🏾‍♂️. Moi mes stars c’est Samuel Eto’o, Eto’o Fils, Samuel Fils, Nayib Bukele et ma fille.

The cat knows that the baby is unpredictable 😂😂

Y’a genre 7% de bon dans tout ce qu’elle a dit, et même pour le bon là, c’est pas elle la bonne messagère. L’âge la dérange, elle radote. Si elle s’ennuie, qu’elle aille casser le pistache.

I hope the dude who invented iLovePDF is living well, that king

🤣🤣🤣 « Woye, qui m’a même envoyé avec la cassos ci? »

I will pay for my convenience.. I don’t like stress😭

No man will have a problem with it.

I listened to a stripper who was asked how she would be able to find a husband when she is done stripping. She said it’s simple: 'I’ll find a nerdy guy or the average-looking guy who never thought in a million years he would have a shot at me because I am way out of his league and give him a chance.' That’s when it dawned on me why women aren’t ashamed anymore to be whores. They already know the men to look for when they retire. This is why women do not like good-looking, confident men because they know deep down they have no control over him, and he has options. So, they'll go for the weaker men who will not question her, argue with her, or challenge her, but just cater to her needs. Women always want leverage. The more leverage they have in a relationship and marriage, the less effort and work they will have to put in to make it work. With a man who’s highly desirable and confident, they have no leverage. They’ll also have the pressure to perform (i.e., bring something more than their looks), and that is too difficult. It's much easier to just date a beta, have leverage, and not be expected to perform. They will say I am lying, but every day I see attractive women walking around with nerdy-looking men, with the man trailing behind them like a lost puppy dog. There is a popular phrase 'marry the nerd.' They know the nerdy guys don’t get women. This is why women attack masculinity by calling it toxic. They need all men to become simps and betas.

Mes frérots, je vais écrire rapidement sur ça. Si une femme trouve le moyen de se plaindre de ce genre d’attention en demandant davantage, ne vous dites pas que vous ferez mieux la prochaine fois ou que vous y penserez, DÉPOSEZ ÇA IMMÉDIATEMENT.

L’Afrique a raté le virage d’Internet, puis celui des cryptomonnaies, et est encore une fois en train de rater celui de l’IA. Ça débat sur qui a le meilleur plat d'Afrique.

En vrai, c’est propre, c’est un bahat proprement exécuté 🤣. J’espère que ça sert d’exemples aux hommes. Ne prenez JAMAIS rien d’une femme que vous ne pouvez pas rembourser INSTANTANÉMENT en cas de mauvaise bouche ou de flamme qui a baissé. En fait, ne prenez rien d’une femme.

This here is the reason 😂😂

😬 Vous allez dormir à la belle étoile ?

Some of you actually need to think deeper than you already are. The way I was brought up, I don’t need you to cook and clean for me, i don’t even demand it. I was raised to do those by myself, it’s a necessity. Secondly, I’m not sex deprived and I can never be, so what exactly do you bring to the table that will make me want to put a ring on your finger? Companionship? Lmao 😂 Yall really think cooking and cleaning for a man or having sex with him is the ultimate value?? If you think like this as a woman, you’re a fool. A very big one at that! Why? Because everything here can be paid for. Some of you need to get down from your high horse.

quand tu as déjà calculé combien d'heures tu vas dormir, mais que tu n'arrives pas à t'endormir et que le nombre continue de baisser

This is El Salvador at night. Fireworks, families walking around and kids playing. In Spain this is unthinkable of. Maybe locking up the criminals does work.

When the gym is full of people and now I have to do my work out in a different order.

Après, il va venir pleurer avec la morve partout 😂

On faisait même comment avant l’IA 😭?

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