yekaterina petrovna zamolodchikova

@Rollercates tmi maybe but i used to wear highest strength tampons + pads at the same time and diva cups changed my life. they hold double what ultra strength tampons can hold, are extremely comfortable because they sit higher up in your body so you don’t feel it either. highly recommend!

@sliccmic See I never used one because I feel like I bleed way too much for it to be viable

diva cup users be like yea no its great i just have to put my entire hand up my pussy twice a day

what if you're in a stepford wives, dont worry darling-esque world and your best friends are lowkey robots and your deadbeat boyfriend is gay and he proposes to you

How I move when I have 8 overdue projects

Gay club whenever the lights come on

British people re: halloumi

Someday you’ll get cancelled on this app and your oomfs will post “Always knew something was wrong with this person”

Then Industry is perfect for you

@godlightilya just wait until he discovers how STINGY toby is with the meat

the 5 +1 ilya rozanov discovers british things fic is cooking

@Rookie81Road @81rozanovs YES! yuna would be from england, shane would be raised in england, but david is welsh or scottish

@lesbiancel @81rozanovs And shane would be from down south

i didn’t think british ilya agenda would resonate with so many people but i’m glad it did

@81rozanovs in another life ilya gets plastered at the concert square spoons and then spends 46 mins in a club before he gets get kicked out. his friends go looking for him and he’s just passed out in front of taco bell

@lesbiancel i can get on board with this

Happy birthday to the incredibly talented Myha’la!

@81rozanovs his meal deal choices would be so diabolical

ilya would love a big tesco and shane would exclusively order through ocado

@GangstalkingCEO @leperboy9000 i could go back and forth with you on this but why would i when science, medicine and law all disagree with you. there is no debate here. you do not understand what you’re talking about

@lesbiancel @leperboy9000 It exists therefore the concept of virginity exists. If the hymen didn’t exist nobody would consider female virginity at all

virginity isn't real

@leperboy9000 saying the hymen, a part of the female body, is a physical aspect associated with virginity is still upholding misogynistic ideas about female bodies. the state of a hymen is not an indication of anything. it is fragile in nature, thins down with age and can tear before sex

@GangstalkingCEO dude no i'm talking about virginity as a concept, of course i'm not denying the physical aspect 😭😭

probably feels so good to enroll in college and skip all your classes and then be tens of thousands of dollars in debt for nothing

cuz they didn’t do the reading

New look at Kara and Krypto in ‘SUPERGIRL’. (Source: @EW)

yuna hollander would have trained shane hollander in the ways of the bene gesserit