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@lesbisam

boob lover (she/her) • 23 • men and terfs dni • priv for queers only @strapsuckker

satan’s social media manager Katılım Kasım 2016

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·5d

My girlfriend bought the last Fiona Apple vinyl in the record store, so she is no longer my girlfriend and I hate her actually (to make matters worse, it was when the pawn)

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·5d

Nothing better than getting sunburnt on the first 80 degree day of spring cause you’re a dumbass who forgot sunscreen

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·14 Mar

proud member of horsegiirL nation 🫡

Pop Crave@PopCrave

Sabrina Carpenter arrests horsegiirL during “Juno” at Lollapalooza Chile.

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·8 Mar

Guys wait I think this might be an always sunny crossover

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·6 Mar

oh..OH

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·6 Mar

Watching tv with your mom is crazy because she has to point out every single flaw on every single person on the screen and it gets to a point..

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·5 Mar

Maybe I’m stupid as hell but is it normal to have 1,000 taken out of my paycheck like bro

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·4 Mar

@stoopid79676447 I remember seeing this one too! This was the first one I saw and it horrified me

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😔✊✨stoopid✨😔✊@stoopid79676447·4 Mar

@lesbisam Me too :(

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·4 Mar

These ads were all shown to me within the span of ONE minute. Tiktok is so genuinely deplorable.

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·4 Mar

This is an incredible episode. Even more incredible is the cookbook by Laila el-Haddad, who is in the episode

lavitalenta@lavitalenta

Anthony Bourdain in Palestine, 2013

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·4 Mar

Nothing has ever been more serious

RYLIC ZANDER@1Rylic

please bully HBO into bringing back Genera+ion

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·4 Mar

Charity work for the unemployed

Pop Crave@PopCrave

Netflix unveils celebrity cast of ‘Squid Game: The VIP Challenge.’ Dylan Efron, Kim Zolciak, Kristy Sarah, Mel B, Ryan Serhant, Tristan Thompson, Hannah Godwin, and returning S2 player Viper.

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·3 Mar

Extremely proud to say I’ve never seen a woody allen film

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·2 Mar

Good, fuck anyone that worked on these dog shit movies

Pop Crave@PopCrave

‘Terrifier’ will officially end with its fourth movie, director Damien Leone confirms.

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·1 Mar

After four years of diligent service, my vibrator has passed on to the next life. She fought a good fight. Rip to my Spencer’s $60 vibrator, I’ll never forget you

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·27 Şub

Why is nobody talking about Natasha lyonnes latest post…. I-

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·26 Şub

The kids are NOT alright… today my teen client looked at me in absolute disbelief when I told her that people die from aids

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·25 Şub

Seconds away from making a gigantic financial decision and booking plane tickets to go to Seattle cause holy shit this lineup

Trixie Mattel™@trixiemattel

Seattle! See you at Capitol Hill Block Party this summer!! Passes on sale now! bit.ly/4kYRWOk

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·24 Şub

I took my ADHD meds today and was actually able to clean/organize my room and finally take part in enjoyable activities that I’ve been putting off for months…. Oh Ritalin I’m so sorry I forgot about you for a bit

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𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷@lesbisam·23 Şub

So how come every other award show is able to perfectly time and bleep when presenters say fuck and yet they couldn’t catch THAT

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