Lez 😝

Clearly an endorsement of my twitter account

@TotalVilla_ @TuttoMercatoWeb I understand the Emery part but he literally wasn’t getting game time for Forest who are battling relegation

Douglas Luiz signing permanently at Aston Villa depends on two factors, Unai Emery staying at the club and Champions League qualification. If both happen, his signing is likely 🟣🔵 ✍️ - [@TuttoMercatoWeb] #avfc

@TotalProSports @Hoopss Josh Allen

Do you agree with our list of top 5 quarterbacks to never win a Super Bowl 🤯

@wufcthinh Lachlansherriff666!

Popbob

@NFL @RapSheet Wow that’s retarded

Chiefs sign TE Travis Kelce to three-year, $54.7M deal. (via @RapSheet)

@TheSun Guys trip! Who’s coming?!

New £50million Minecraft theme park land to open in UK - the first in the world #Echobox=1774196367" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thesun.co.uk/travel/3857914…

@brewsterball19 @DeadlineDayLive Wow this everyone’s a winner! Brentford in the champions league!!!

@DeadlineDayLive @lesleyguildea37 there will be no villapool cup awarded this year

🚨 UEFA have confirmed that the team finishing 7th in the Premier League this season could qualify for the 2026–27 Champions League if: 🔸 Aston Villa win the Europa League and finish 5th or 6th in the Premier League 🔸 Liverpool win the Champions League and finish 5th or 6th in the Premier League.

@brewsterball19 @yefrey_02 Didn’t know they were native to Brazil. Hope one of them snatches BMcC and eats him

@yefrey_02 @lesleyguildea37 😳

😰Minotauro filmado en Brasil😰

@realMaalouf Yeh sorry if you’ve been to Cuba and you’re still communist you might be retarded

BREAKING: The 5-star hotel where Code Pink, Hasan Piker, Kneecap, and other communists are staying is the ONLY place in Cuba with electricity at the moment. 99.9% of the island is experiencing a complete blackout. Not a good look.

@WestHam_Central Wolves, Villa, draw to Chelsea

Wait a minute...? Where do they even win...?

In Margate. My cheeks are red. I am shaking. I popped into an exhibition that turned out to be the insane fever dream of an artist called Matthew Collins: ‘Drawings Against Genocide.’ The exhibition is described as ‘drawings… raising consciousness about hell…. Israel is the pure encapsulation of it. Zionism is this terror state’s ruling ideology.’ Shocked by the use of Nazi imagery - the room is full of the Star of David pasted around figures meant to be Israelis and the Jewish ‘lobby’ spewing blood, to say nothing of blonde yummy mummies wearing ‘globalise the intifada’ shirts, I spoke to the artist to share my reaction as a Jewish person. He was instantly aggressive. As soon as I started to say I was shocked and threatened by what I was seeing because it was Nazi imagery, the artist started yelling at me that I didn’t mean anything I was saying. Anytime I tried to speak (calmly) he said: ‘you don’t mean any of what you said, you’re just repeating ‘hasbarah talking points’ because ‘you’re defending a genocide’. On and on he yelled, in my face. I said: ‘if I was a Black person…’ but couldn’t finish the sentence because: ‘you’re not are you?’ On the Nazi ideology point he said: ‘yeah. Why do you think it’s there. Israel are the Nazis’. His breath was disgusting. The crowd began booing and closing in around me, making to shoe me out. I said: ‘fine, get the Jew out’ and he yelled more across the room at me, ‘repeatedly jeering ‘call the police, go ahead, call the police’. I said I would, and the community security trust, which features as a devil in his exhibition. This was met with even more jeering. ‘Yeah, call the CST’ was the last I heard before leaving. Someone snapped pictures of me while I was being shouted at. Short video shows the artist. The longer video, of our final almost surreally disgusting exchange, didn’t record.

Why the fuck is mavropanos fucking Superman today

@VandyTracker Jaguars

No cheating. What team is missing? 🤔

@ExtremeFootbal4 That’s retarded

True or False? More Irish people would rather qualify for the Football World Cup (Ireland's top sport) than win the Rugby World Cup.

@TMZ Death, aged 13.8 billion years old, has been Chuck Norrised 🔥

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. tmz.me/N3EVxQe

@Oluchiisxn Wow that was the most retarded thing I’ve ever seen in my life

This series gave my heart ache💔 The white lady just blatantly accused a random black man of r&pe just cus she was told black men r&pe!

@NFLUKIRE So you can make up a fake word for Texans which obviously was never a word in the Irish language but you can’t just say ‘Donn’ for browns

🏈🤝☘️

@bebadoobekitike I’ve been married for 16 years. I like TheFaithfulSheriff, and my wife likes TheBurntPeanut. I haven’t watched TheFaithfulSheriff in 16 years

Do you think he would even like crunchy peanut butter anymore

@HannyahZ @brewsterball19

Everybody who had a friend addicted to weed knows this is not true btw. Evidence is your own eyes

@wufcthinh @LachlanSherriff Where do I sign