Leslie Lynn

"Are you holding your coffee inside your shirt?" Look, skin-to-skim contact is beneficial for both mother and child and also it's none of y

@homebakedheidi Shut UP THAT'S SO CUTE

@weretaire Ughghghghgh. We're also gonna try FF this year if possible, and everyone we talk to is all, "BUT!" For realsies, if you want to support your local library, use it and donate if you can. Don't complain about it making life easier for literally everybody.

imagine caring so much about something that has no negative effect on you. ma'am please there's so much to actually be angry about.

our library has officially gone fine free and it's a good move that we've been working toward for awhile and im proud of us but the only comment on our fb announcement so far is some white woman throwing a fit

me at the funeral home: sorry, yes, thank you, it's been difficult, thank you, please excuse me I really have to take a picture of that glitter-encrusted urn over there because w o w? wow.

@weretaire So like... You gonna link me so I can give it to MY teens? (Also maybe for me, but that's neither here nor there.)

my teens found a halloween dubstep mix on youtube so they could have a rave and the absolute worst part is that it fucking slaps

Hey, @caffedarte your morning Sea/Tac team at N gate is amazing! I straight up dropped my fresh breakfast sammich on the floor and was prepared to eat it anyway like an animal. They insisted on replacing it for me. Much appreciated after a long night of flying. (And tasty, too!)

@homebakedheidi Because they are literally a Premiere Storytelling Experience, and I love them.

Man, either it's been too long since I saw a spook movie, or Lights Out is really good. (Does it help I can see glowing cat eyes in two corners of my room? No. No, it does not.)

@weretaire I feel this deep in my bones.

guy just came in to my work and was trying to check out books and my co-worker was like 'oh sorry there's an error on your account, someone must have made a mistake' and he really loudly went 'must have a liberal' and. the immediate extreme discomfort in the air. oof. hate this.

@Joanna_Shwaba @homebakedheidi Awesome! It's not my usual style of book contents (I tend towards fantastical), but it was extremely well done, everything about it. Congrats! Also, I could personally lead you to every single location in that book, and it's wild. 😂

@lessofalie @homebakedheidi omg that's amazing!!!! Yes I did! 😂

@Joanna_Shwaba @homebakedheidi I read it when it came out! My parents actually went to school with the author, haha! (Also because SOLDOTNA. Heidi tells me you worked on it!)

@lessofalie @homebakedheidi (has someone made you read The Ocean in My Ears yet?)

@Joanna_Shwaba @homebakedheidi BEES ARE GENETICALLY DESIGNED TO RECOGNIZE ROYALTY!!! (yes, yes I am)

@homebakedheidi @lessofalie YESSSSS IT IS SO GOOD I AM SO PROUD OF YOUUUU I must rewatch ASAP (Also, @lessofalie, you're from Soldotna??? 👀)

"Libraries are like mayonnaise!" ~Patrick Bodily, regarding advocacy and marketing at #PNLA2019

*crashes back onto the twitters a year later to yell about a great library conference* If you see someone with pink and purple hair, come chat with me! #pnla2019

So I'm a youth services librarian in rural Alaska, and I found a patron who really felt some kinda way about @AdamSilvera and They Both Die At the End. (The book has been fixed and returned to the shelf for the next victim--uh, reader.)

@homebakedheidi I have the original first draft, but honestly I've been thinking about rewriting it just for funsies. Because let's be real. We're there.

@homebakedheidi I SURE FUCKING DID. happily never after, here we come. #dystasia

@Mattwilljackson No, but I've had to stay past closing once or twice because there was a moose in the employee parking!

@lessofalie This ever happen to you?

love yourself, pet a dog, eat your fav holiday treats, vaccinate your kids #tistheseason

“How might we use making bad puns and knitting to advocate for mental health?” #yalsa18 #InsightsThatDelight

If you're at the @yalsa symposium in SLC this weekend, come say hi! 😊 #yalsa18