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18 / like if a femcel was a boy / secular hoebag

bkny Katılım Ocak 2025
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I am very afraid he will die because i had to watch a mourning dove die like a month ago because my cat bit its neck just enough for it to die but not immediately. And i think if two birds die in my care in one summer its probably a really bad omen like Blue Velvet type shit
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Visiting my upstate boyfriend is crazy cause why did our homie pull up with a bird that fell in glue at his flooring job and now we just have a sticky bird in a box until he can take it to the wildlife rehab place

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clown baby@clownbusting·
@lessvolatile i’ve never learned 😔 this post was prompted by accidentally gleeking on my phone during a yawn
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clown baby@clownbusting·
anybody know how to “gleek” ? (when you flex your tongue a certain way and trigger your salivary glands to shoot at a distance) (it happens sometimes involuntarily when you yawn but some people can control and aim this reflex)
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We had to clean the glue off his beak and the second he could open it he bit my boyfriend and then started trying to fight a towel
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Visiting my upstate boyfriend is crazy cause why did our homie pull up with a bird that fell in glue at his flooring job and now we just have a sticky bird in a box until he can take it to the wildlife rehab place
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colette ☭
colette ☭@rommulastrade·
If u had given me access to those Chinese peptides at 15 I would have dethroned Eugenia Cooney
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gunnar
gunnar@GunnzMetzger·
if i kill myself right now i won't have to figure something out for dinner
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i like kyle machlachlans little hoop earring in blue velvet
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It was a very specific woman and old friend of mine in the dream who id never even considered as a prospect before … but we had a lot of fun in dreamland if i ever turn gay again im gonna go to her
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barely lethal@lessvolatile·
Had a dream where i was a lesbian and then woke up in my boyfriends bed and kissed his back tjinking he was a woman ???? And then i was like wait. i dont even like women. and this guy is too white. and then i remembered real life
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Buck
Buck@Buck36043Buck·
Sometimes I want to Write something Like perhaps a Song or a Poem but then once I Start I’m like Nope I just want to write a Suicide Note
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pierce@cringe_genius·
Does anyone want to be on chamber of reason, the podcast I host with Matthew and Derek
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fartillery from heaven
fartillery from heaven@reesthorpmason·
Goth subculture is dying not because of onlyfans models but because every modern goth band sucks
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@diapergirI my version of this is a xxxl metallica tee that i bleached my hair in so many times that the entire top of the shirt is basically see through
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barely lethal@lessvolatile·
my shirt also says FEMCEL across the tits so if you wanna see them you have to reckon with that
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I wore a wifebeater with no bra into a thunderstorm and now im full headlights out on the F train #ILOVEMYCITY
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When adult men use those water bottles with the little straws you have to suck on it feels very Freudian
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