Lestat de Lioncourt

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Lestat de Lioncourt

Lestat de Lioncourt

@lestat_lebrat

I am the Vampire Lestat. I am rad, more or less. Buy Blood Canticle and see me work it!!!1 :-D

New Orleans Katılım Nisan 2009
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Lestat de Lioncourt
Lestat de Lioncourt@lestat_lebrat·
Sexy fans! There will be great things happening at http://livejournal.com/community/tomoon_and_back for the next couple weeks. Namely, moi!
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Lestat de Lioncourt@lestat_lebrat·
I... uh... I mean, he's such a special, energetic young man. Let me be clear: he is a sexpot.
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Lestat de Lioncourt@lestat_lebrat·
Can vampires get liposuction? Not that I need it, babes. Just... I know some dude who has problems with excess hip fat.
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Lestat de Lioncourt@lestat_lebrat·
That's the last time I eat a bishop. Tasted liked communion wafer. >:(
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Lestat de Lioncourt@lestat_lebrat·
@khareen: I'm totes rad, baby! How are you? Shall we go on an adventure... to Disneyland?
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Lestat de Lioncourt@lestat_lebrat·
Man, you know who was up for anything? Dora. That sure was a time of firsts!
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Lestat de Lioncourt@lestat_lebrat·
@mortal_passion Three days and nights of hovering in the air, babycakes! Even during sleep! That's like a new record! Must tell David! :-D
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Lestat de Lioncourt@lestat_lebrat·
@scottyc510: It worked like a charm! Being naked always makes me happy. Except when in the desert.
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Lestat de Lioncourt@lestat_lebrat·
Sooo bored. I'm sitting here rubbing my nipples to see if I can get them to sparkle.
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Lestat de Lioncourt@lestat_lebrat·
I feel old today. Was that a wrinkle? NO! Because I am ageless. Sucks to be you, mortals. :-D
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Lestat de Lioncourt@lestat_lebrat·
Man, it sucks that I'll never taste one of Mrs. Lovett's pies. Chomping on hobo's fingers just isn't the same. >:-(
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Lestat de Lioncourt@lestat_lebrat·
Vanity Googling myself tonight. Ooh, you sexy fans are so wicked in your imaginings! >:-D
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Lestat de Lioncourt@lestat_lebrat·
@bailonga: Why, thanks, sweetcheeks! I am like totes suave and I do in fact mueve como una palmera!! (Guys, what is a mueve and a palmera?)
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Lestat de Lioncourt@lestat_lebrat·
In Colombia, looking for someone to bailar en la calle with me. And possibly to be eaten.
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