seven🦦

till she’s tired of whatever bitch in her lap (and after that)

i stand w my cancelled wife till the blood runs dry

@iwtvart wowo how beautiful

hello

i miss my wife

holy shit i didn’t know this was happening

Hudson could recommend porn and yall would ask for link

how y’all sound buying that fuck ass book he posted today

@femrockstat yea like i have to grow a penis rn

the strap REALLY isn’t cutting it

feeling demonic 🤗

when lestat’s thongs go for sale at the auction and i have to bid against armand

ok now someone write lestat playing in ilyas butt with his vampire penis

@femrockstat WHAT ABOUT MY WIIIIFEEE

the views…. all bc y’all thought i was talking about the gay lil hockey player 😭😭 WHAT ABOUT MY BISEXUAL WIFE

hello twitter dot com. i will play someone to write lestat playing in ilya’s butt. i’m very serious #hmu #seriousinquiresonly

dude jj is always at the scene of the crime what the hell

i said oh i’m sure

@starIetmaroon i’m sure u were joking but this is giving when u find out u were wrong ab something and go “jk guys!!!!” no h8 i’m giggling

@lestatrozanov omfg I know it was just a joke. Clearly will not land bc rachel could never talk about shane with this much adoration but well.

Shane Hollander you're so loved you WILL be avenged

@femrockstat i’m sorry my community has done this 😔

man why the fuck did I just find out I was ratioed by someone who thought I posted a quote talking about shane fuckin hollander

@ilyaspastafork @mitskiIeaks LESTAAAATTUHHH

@mitskiIeaks who is this about i'm confused

damn i thought this was rachel reid talking about shane hollander and i just kept nodding until i got to "creature of the night"

loustat serial killer au 🤤