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@lunar_goddess1 Requirements??

My laptop has been misbehaving lately I need advice on the best laptop to buy😭

@mbiti_mwondi Enyewe systematically it's impossible to achieve a lot of things just by being born in Africa.

Being born in Africa automatically shuts your chances of achieving such at a this young age.

Government nayo Iko na mkono mrefu, kama accounts za binance zimepatikana, wueh!? Usicheze na boys in thika road.

@Tr3blig_ @KhalifKairo Fear is a weapon mazeh.

@KhalifKairo 😂😂😂Fear is the most used controlling tool. In politics, in religion as well, in the society, observe the pattern. They want you to fear so that next time if they tell you to give them all your earnings (tithe) you wont object because you fear the worst. Hii ni ujinga umepost.

If somebody ever tells you they’re a pastor or claims they’re an agent of God, treat them with utmost care & respect. Doesn’t matter how evil you assume they are or how shabbily they’re dressed. You can attract a curse by pointing a finger at them. Let God judge, wewe lenga tu.

@AleeHusssein @KhalifKairo Bible nayo ni very interesting document 🤣🤣🤣

@KhalifKairo Unadhani same Bible ikisema watakuja in sheep skins iliandikwa na wajinga?😂

@Gabriel_gunner2 @KhalifKairo 🤣🤣🤣 ei!! hiyo ni below the belt.

@KhalifKairo Hata akili mbovu sidhani kama unayooo🚮🚮

@KhalifKairo Hii logic nayo ni tricky sana, hii ndo akili inauza magari hii Nairobi 🤣🤣🤣

@l0n3n1nj4 @KhalifKairo 🤣🤣🤣 very interesting, Hawa watu ni wezi.

@KhalifKairo Agent of God tena? Huyu mzee ako mboka, basi ya 46 kutoka GPO anahubiri 3 minutes ikipanda Valley Road jamaa ashaanza kuokota sadaka anashuka na jam hapo Nairobi womens. Ndio maana basi zingine zimeandikwa "No Preaching!". Atafute mahali afungue kanisa au aende Jevanjee.

@gregorytechKE One takes a look at such screen shots and sees no AI slope, you must be a pure breed.

ACK Christ Church Westland's, Diocese of All Saints Cathedral approached me for a website and a Data Management system and that's what I have been building for the last 3 months. They had challenge of scattered content, difficult updates, and the need for a more structured digital presence. I worked on improving the user experience, Sadaka payments😂using Daraja and setting up a CMS with PostgreSQL to make content management and data handling much easier. here's the solution: ackchristchurch.org

Start up idea, CCTV but not for video just audio.

@Mghazake It surely is

@lester_sinja_ Its better than suffering

God please,give me this kind of life🙏

If Linet Toto gets another term, her eyes will become internal organs.

@Osama_otero The colors are kinda literally coy paste from America.

The change we need is a better slogan kuliko hiyo takataka ingine ya "skiza wakenya". Awesome stuff.

@GlorySereti Until they want their fair share of your salary.

Having an unemployed friend to text during work is essential

@MasculinitySato What's this adapt btw, how does one adapt??

Men, In the next 10 years: A plumber will earn more than a lawyer. A lawyer will be replaced by AI. Adapt or get buried.

@KatheuNzyimi What issue would you possibly have with Samsung KE.

Samsung KE has amazing customer service. They've sorted my issue in less than an hour and sent a technician asap🥹

@imnyambu Loosing virginity ndo the only important thing at that point.

Mtu akifika 20 yrs anafaa kuwa ame achieve nini kwa maisha?

The boys on Waiyaki-way have been hard at work. Let's see what they've been cooking.

@Gustavo__254 Watu wnaita Kenya "huko Kenya" Wueh!!

What’sapp is the most useless app. Huwa natumia tu kuongea na Mzazi na kupanga kazi huko Kenya