gracie

paws

and even at my Lois I’m a family guy (guy)…… and if you meet me at the clam I’m a talkative guy (girl)

collect my gauges (gay pages)

im anti animal abuse unless the animal is a trans woman

picks you up by the scruff

i want to be really annoying and touchy to you, so much that you blow up and yell at me, which would then make me cry and ask you to promise me you don’t hate me 50 times, which would annoy you even more, and so on

*spreads my paw pads apart a little* do you wanna lick them ….

i am opening an ice cream creamery here is the menu: chocolate ice cream strawberry vanilla caramel sea salt cherry coconut vanilla chocolate cookie dough chocolate and also there are sorbets like lemon mango orange raspberry orange back to the ice cream we have cookies and cream

when they call it “cunt” in the fanfic

i need a fem meowscarada to flirt with me

one (1) day not masturbating has me howling at the moon screaming into mountains crashing into traffic

dude, stop murring my ass. bro come on stop yiffing me

why the fuck would she say this. she doesn’t have a trillion dollars.. is she stupid??

@seris_knot is being a really good dog I just thought everyone should know ..

i want to start commenting “can i put your feet in my mouth” on every post I see with feet or paws even slightly visible but i know it will make me have even less oomfs than i have right now….

Um. Hello????????

if my latest tweets are making you think i am having a psychotic episode or that im unwell then it’s true. i am not well ❤️i am mentally ill

i was not meant for twitter or employment or anything like that. i was meant to grab branch and dangle from it, i was meant to alert the pack of danger, i was meant to eat fruit give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you and to hunt bison