levi 🏒🥌

I hope you see me as the obnoxious Texas PWHL expansion tweeter first and a friend second. A mediocre curler third as well

@wattshcky Nervously telling myself that surely they get provided food surely they aren’t having to pay out of pocket for 4000 calories and lord knows how much protein a day…………

i know that to pay players the way they do the men the league needs to make more money, i get that its a new league and that kind of pay takes time HOWEVER, they can't seriously expect some of these players to live off these salaries?? i wanna know the process behind this bc???

@crowrowly Not my favorite game per se but I screen recorded that one Victoire-Sceptres overtime and have watched it so many times that I can watch it in my brain

What’s everybody’s favorite game from the season? I’m going thru hockey withdrawal 😭

After reviewing the player salaries document I will be launching a GoFundMe to make sure certain players are able to get dinner tonight

@Kpopggstan1 There were a few that made me go “oh my GOD?”

Raygan Kirk doing all that for $37,200 😭😭😭

THRILLING that I can now confirm that a given PWHL player makes more money than me before I shit talk them

Troy Ryan stay off Twitter today baby

@glane98 Lmaoooo no problem

@leviiscold Logging on this morning and seeing 1 on the bell and then having 400 like on my super basic reply??? Thanks for letting me ride your coattails lol

Twitter stops showing me notifications when I get more than 20 or so likes on a tweet so imagine my shock when I saw this got several THOUSAND likes. Why does this always happen to my tweets this is a weekly occurrence atp am I too smart too funny too sexy what is going On

@Kpopggstan1 Maybe I made some setting choice and forgot about it, but I typically learn a tweet has blown up because my timeline stops loading and I have to scroll my profile to see what got traction

@leviiscold I have to manually turn off the notifs I wish I had that problem. My Crosby qrt blew up and it clogged my notifs Luke crazy till I muted it

@Kpopggstan1 You’re the expert…

@leviiscold Idk man commit to the bit

You ever catch yourself doing something so gay for someone that you gotta take a step back, splash some cold water on your face, and go “cmon man we can’t be doing this” cuz cmon man we can’t be doing this

@salm0nking Masterful bit I laughed out loud imagining this

if i was a player my goal song would have to be leonard cohen's hallelujah. everyone would hate it and the pundits would have a field day calling me arrogant and i'd be incredibly smug about the whole thing.

@crowrowly The years, yup. I spent the hours 11pm to 2am waiting on the street outside a sporting goods store to get my Astros championship tshirt. Someone got engaged in that line. Everyone was cheering and passing around beers. 17 and 19 are championship years in my head

@leviiscold You got the iconic 2019 uswnt win confused with baseball??? (If my google search was right and astros is baseball)

I’m nuking this tweet at ten likes so have fun while it lasts

@crowrowly I can do whatever I want A Crowrowly. Also sorry I got them switched with the Astros winning because both of those events were major milestones in my life lmaooo

@leviiscold I was the 11th like *gasp* does this mean you can’t delete bc it has to be exactly 10?? Also uswnt won the cup in 2019 not ‘17 😭

@PWHL__Official No, it’s just that [THIS TAKE HAS BEEN AUTOMATICALLY REDACTED FOR LEVI’S SAFETY]

@leviiscold The world hates me Levi 😪

Laura Stacey ass numbers Prior to that Cheverie tweet I was following 87 people, which 10 of you blocked me 😭😭😭

@PWHL__Official @StubbyMuffin I thought armadillos got out west to like Arizona though!!

@leviiscold @StubbyMuffin It’s armadillos. We definitely do not have those roaming around in SoCal at least idk about up north.

okay everyone guess what me and b and gracie are looking at. b and gracie thought everyone had these. i knew that not everyone had these.

Tried the name 100 women website I’m seeing folks do. Have y’all not noticed that it rejects every trans woman you submit orrrrrr

@maratheturtle Nobody would notice

I had a dream the other night that they moved all of Dallas like just a little bit west