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Once you reach your fourth baby you realize they're not as fragile as you think. The baby is fine.
UserNotFound@BigEyeReaper
The way that baby is dangling there is frying me
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Less than 2 hours to go, you miss all the shots you don't take
Kalshi@Kalshi
$1 Billion for a perfect bracket $1 Million guaranteed for the top bracket 2 hours left, free to enter kalshi.com/billion
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In the documentary she’ll say. “I wish there were signs”
dex@dexterhaster
Kid asked for a cake that bleeds when you cut it… he got what he asked for
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Got the wrong flag there mate 🇬🇧
pasko🛸@paskoten
Probably controversial, but these are the most important languages to speak in the 21st century: S Tier: 🇨🇳 Chinese, 🇺🇸 English A Tier: 🇪🇸 Spanish, 🇷🇺 Russian B Tier: 🇦🇪 Arabic, 🇮🇱 Hebrew, 🇮🇳 Hindi C Tier: 🇫🇷 French, 🇩🇪 German, 🇵🇹 Portuguese D Tier: 🇯🇵 Japanese, 🇰🇷 Korean
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“You probably got an F because many of the answers I gave you earlier were wrong” is frying me 😭
…..@txtoverthinkers
This is why you don’t use AI to cheat on tests
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You need to go to Starbucks first
UserNotFound@BigEyeReaper
Finally got a Mac, now how do I make money?
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Yeah ts ain't gonna control the world
UserNotFound@BigEyeReaper
Rock paper scissors with ChatGPT
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Bro just found urine on a railway track
dex@dexterhaster
SCIENCE 🌐 This is what Coca-Cola looks like when you leave it in the sun (found near a railway track)
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Everyone’s a perfect parent till they have kids.
dex@dexterhaster
Confession: if I had kids, they'd be screen-free until they're practically teenagers, like 15
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Serving life for killing your sister's rapist should not even be a sentence.
…..@txtoverthinkers
How to put money on this guys books?
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If I have a problem with her sitting close to me in church, then I have no place being in church.
dex@dexterhaster
Would you have a problem if she sits close to you in church? 🤔
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God forbid i chill on my phone when there's nothing to do
UserNotFound@BigEyeReaper
This is the same generation that wants $15 an hour minimum wage. Remember that
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