lexa

me walking to my morning class w my airpods in

9 years ago, lorde released ‘green light’

accepting the things i cannot control

Getting a bagel and tea and gonna go to the beach

so

i take the art of noticing very seriously

“Look at me im Dua Lipa and I have beautiful long toned legs and gorgeous arms! you bitches wish!!, my face card is lethal and I’m so rich and beautiful and so skinny, the cuntiest and I’m always having fun and I’m perfect” 🙄🙄🙄

don’t.

it happened to me: i didn’t buy snacks so that i wouldn’t have snacks in the house and now i don’t have snacks in the house

i’m not even being dramatic when i say i would’ve fell to my knees and started sobbing if i was there

i don’t play about my nonverbal time

“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” well I asked 100 people to name something you might buy at an airport, top 6 answers are on the board,

Melodrama forever 💙

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned

the ultimate gag

When you’re 26 and your mom comes in clutch with nerds gummy clusters in your Easter basket

Lorde makes music for people who’ve never gotten over anything in their life and I’m grateful for that

they should do a white lotus season here