Lexie Daggett

name a better duo, i’ll wait

I want my tax dollars to go to SNAP benefits, not Donald Trump's 7th golf trip of the month.

@Roku can we start adding “lock” buttons to our remotes for parents with toddlers 🫠🫠

Did our parents feel existential dread every presidential election or is that just a new treat for our generation?

respectfully, our country is f*cked 😵‍💫

@newheightshow please see my sister dressed up as Coach Reid…9 months pregnant….for fantasy football league draft

@McDonalds can you bring back cinnamon melts??

oop I’ve been blocked 👀🫢😂

can we bring back staples to LOZ? pls😭😭 sincerely a business owner

i’m sorry. it’s 2024, how have we not evolved into shopping carts with car seat spaces 🙃 sincerely my right bicep from piling everything into a basket

you obviously weren’t a child when high school musical 2 premiered on disney channel

@DoorDash WHY IS MY ACCOUNT BANNED. IM 3 WEEKS POSTPARTUM AND WANT FOOD.

@mocowgirl15 I don’t delete, that’s for cowards.

snapchat knows EXACTLY what they’re doing putting that certain person’s story that i’m not friends with FIRST so when i go frantically thru my stories to clear them out i always accidentally open theirs. @Snapchat pls get rid of this feature. for the sake of my life 🤣

literally horrible

shittiest part of “nesting” is having the energy to complete ONE task and knowing you want to do 70

or the T-Pain era where he collaborated with everyone

i feel so sad for the generation under us who can’t just blast back in the past with the words “text 143…” or any song that says “less than symbol #3” aka any Mindless Behavior song or Cody Simpson song lmao

just passed 2 grown men sitting on the side of the road while LOPD changed their tire….

apple quit changing ppl’s contact photos in my phone. i want the selfie from 6th grade as their photo when they call me…

if i randomly send you an emoji off of a snapchat story, odds are, my great dane licked my screen.