lex the mess

lexie’s brutally honest affirmations: a thread

I’m trying to mind my business but some of y’all be mistaking the algorithm for The Universe and it shows for everyone but you :(

hi! I’m a ✨workaholic✨like my dad and don’t want to traumatize my hypothetical future children. Fellow tweeters: please comment your likehacks for slowing down, taking a breather and remembering it’s okay to be smell the flowers you’re growing in your garden?

I’m going to start conveying how I feel generally on my day to day using gifs only… todays entry:

any scene where a person is like “sorry no weapons allowed” and then the character spends several minutes removing all their hidden weapons just for the person to raise a brow like “that all?” and then they remove one more is my kind of scene

Why as a man are you ok-ing a woman? It’s yes mi amor, mi lady, mi vida, preciosa, hermosa, reina.

maaaaaan being a night owl baddie in a house full of morning people simply SUCKS

why I just realized meg calls herself the hot girl coach because she don’t play on the field w us no more 🥲

@EllaDepressedto yes king roger

@houstonhottii megan thee stallion BITCH WHAT I ACTUALLY DID IT STOPPPPP

close your eyes and type megan thee stallion

I’m a date girl. I need frequent and intentional dates and quality time with my person. Dating isn’t an early relationship/honey moon phase thing. Dating your person is intrinsic in connecting and keeping that spark. Dates are dedicated you and me time to love on each other

bruh look me in my face and tell me i’m wrong…. this is the same photo

missed chick-fil-a breakfast by 10 minutes 😭

@nevertoolate413 why thank youuu! my fave photos are when we all look sorta goofy

@lexcluu This makes my heart melt

just two bros, occasionally roughing each other up randomly

why do teslas high key look like Voldemort?

this is actually me

Why is being a girlfriend just apologizing for not having seen movies

y’all