alexis

why are stoner girls always moisturized, smell like incense, have amazing skin, cool as fuck style, know a lot about cool rocks and shit and then stoner boys just smell bad

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

the supreme court

for context his previous experience has been serving for 4 years and we work in tech.

in other extremely shitty news: my coworker in a higher role than me is leaving and i’ve been asking for that position for weeks but my boss keeps saying I don’t have enough experience. today she’s offering that position to someone who applied to be an intern with our team.

roe v wade. i am absolutely devastated.

my boss asked if I wanted to come to a conference called Empower and I thought it was EmpowHER and like a women in stem thing but instead it’s an IT professionals conference and now I’m in a room full of middle aged men

reusing meme formats from several years ago to excuse my workplace email behavior

previously mentioned nice uncle offered to pay for my education so i could quit my full time job and my mom had the nerve to change the topic before i could even pretend to politely decline

my rich uncle asking me if i have any connections in healthcare as if i have ever made any connections ever

not me getting a lil tipsy at the work happy hour and telling all of my coworkers i am openly seeking other employment

my boss just reprimanded me for not showing as active on slack while working remotely and i honestly don’t know how to respond to this it feels so evil to be monitoring your employees and threatening them when they don’t appear active on an app lol

overheard someone at the coffee shop just say the words “work life balance” and now i’m applying to new jobs

just said hi to some guy’s dog in the elevator and he asked if i was okay

immediately after this an old man was mean to me at the atm and i did cry so there goes that high i was riding for approx 15 min

i didn’t have enough cash at the dispensary and the nice man behind the counter just rang me up for a lighter instead !!!!! men take note give girls more free or heavily discounted things !!

the urgent care de literally told us it was probably this place why is he getting victim blame-y with me???

called the restaurant where me and my partner paid more than $190 to get food poisoning & the owner asked me to describe all the other foods I’d eaten & when I told him we had to go to urgent car (!!) he asked why we didn’t go to the hospital for a bacterial analysis ???

do i look cute in my accidentally all pink outfit will not take no for an answer

@PopCrave brb changing my location

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