Alexis Fischer

Becca: Just leave Arie: *Stares at Becca* Becca: Just go Arie: *Stomach growls and continues to stare* Becca: Seriously go Arie: *Orders Jimmy John’s and continues to stare* Ding dong Arie: Okay I think I’m gonna leave now #TheBachelor

Hey @realDonaldTrump u up?

At least I can live vicariously through my inner spirit animal (@Bitmoji) for this year's #FatTuesday festivities.

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Travel. As much as you can. As far as you can. Life's not meant to be lived in one place.

@mfischer09 hahahah this was us though twitter.com/sassytbh/statu…

Really thankful for pizza

This woman interviewed me for a job in all Spanish and its safe to say that I have no clue wtf just happened considering all I know is hola

Niki had 30 pizza rolls last night

Became best friends with the legendary wheel chair man at pints and flirted with actual police at the bar last night, god bless

just invited my dad to semi formal #winning

"I'm just gonna lay it all out on the table. What are your thoughts on cybersex guys. Cool or nah?" -professor, senior year

The release of florida georgia line's new album, anything goes is the best thing to happen to me this week 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@carbrown16 @mfischer09 idk man, looks like you're pretty obsessed with the fischers tbh but not complaining!!!!

*Ebola tries to enter US* Frat guy: who do you know here

Trust issues because Gone Girl

@jujuschuschu @ChipotleCampus save me one ❤️

@nikwalkk is getting her dog baptized this weekend #hesgettingblessed #notevenkidding