lex Ishimoto

@bigpapigeo Damn he’s back

Tyrese Haliburton is HIM

Dance is hard

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Injuries suck

Charles should just not have a radio if Ferrari aren’t gonna listen to him lol.

Haven’t had a nightmare travel day in a hot min. First flight delayed, missed the connecting, 5 delays, 2 cancelations, throw another delay in there, argh. @AmericanAir figure it out please. Also your app is trash too giving me info from other trips. 🫠

I need more plants in my crib.

@itsgabydiaz I just tried them from the fridge. Made no difference except that it was colder. 🤨

@lexishimoto HAS to be double stuffed Oreos from the fridge. Very important that they’re cold.

How does everyone eat their Oreos?

@egilbs Who doesn’t like the icing 😨

@lexishimoto Separate the halves, eat the half with the icing, and give the blank cookie piece to my coworker who likes just the cookie!

@marcostacos_ Satanic but absolutely love it.

@pricanjcc So you like the 1st or the 2nd better? Or is it like a combo

@lexishimoto hmm, I usually separate/open them up into 2 pieces, eat the 1st without filling/creme & then eat 2nd with filling/creme, lol 😅

u ever eat salmon so good it makes u feel like a grizzly bear standing in the river

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Dang….. y’all still remember me? Haha

<3

“Hard work doesn’t get you far as those people who have the connections to fast track their careers.” …you know you can work hard at doing nothing right.

Silent work >

I wanna travel the world again 😮‍💨

I literally did two whole circles at the entrance of foot locker fighting myself not to get shoes. Lol. And yes ppl looked at me like I was tweakin.