lauren futterman
186 posts


I'm trying to score a $500 @sweetgreen gift card from @infatuation. Enter here: bit.ly/8DXMASSweetgre… #EEEEEATS
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@DunkinDonuts - what's the deal? i got almond milk and something looks terribly wrong. my morning is now ruined :(

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first funny tweet, here comes my comedic career @lennonparham #PlayingHouseUSA
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Hey @ThrillistNYC, I love dim sum and the Lion Dance, so give me free brunch #ThrillBrunch thrl.st/1fQYGqJ
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I spoon under a piping hot electric blanket. Where do you spoon w/ @Seamless? Share and you could win $99 in food! apps.facebook.com/goseamless/?u=…
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did you know that lobsters communicate by peeing in each others faces? AKA the perfect golden shower @Thrillist @LukesLobster #ilovelobster
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anyone else see taylor swift say to selena "shut the fuck up" while one direction was speaking?!?!?! @PerezHilton #rewind
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just found a "made in mexico" sticker in my hair #whoputitthere?
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i cannot get over how amazing this is... instagr.am/p/NI_-SHi3M4/
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