lauren futterman

#ronzoni100 #delish

I'm trying to score a $500 @sweetgreen gift card from @infatuation. Enter here: bit.ly/8DXMASSweetgre… #EEEEEATS

@DunkinDonuts - what's the deal? i got almond milk and something looks terribly wrong. my morning is now ruined :(

Blue Ivy dancing!!!!!!!!!!!!

first funny tweet, here comes my comedic career @lennonparham #PlayingHouseUSA

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

Hey @ThrillistNYC, I love dim sum and the Lion Dance, so give me free brunch #ThrillBrunch thrl.st/1fQYGqJ

I spoon under a piping hot electric blanket. Where do you spoon w/ @Seamless? Share and you could win $99 in food! apps.facebook.com/goseamless/?u=…

did you know that lobsters communicate by peeing in each others faces? AKA the perfect golden shower @Thrillist @LukesLobster #ilovelobster

anyone else see taylor swift say to selena "shut the fuck up" while one direction was speaking?!?!?! @PerezHilton #rewind

@jilllmeyers i heart you

@jfutterman1 on the way :) #seeyousoon

escala on house hunters #whereschristiangrey??

just got dropped off for my first day of 7th grade! jk on my way to work

@l_ettinger wah

just found a "made in mexico" sticker in my hair #whoputitthere?

i cannot get over how amazing this is... instagr.am/p/NI_-SHi3M4/

#jayz on september 30th with @JHochh!!!!!!!!!

@sambenss i miss you

@Green_Dazee CONGRATZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!