Lee Helks

The #YorkshireScareground is coming back to #Wakefield... and they’re looking for scare actors! 😱 100 people are needed and @BethParsons91 went to get made up, got taught to walk like a zombie, and took a sneak peak of Hotel Hell... 👻 @RichardStead is on @BBCLeeds with more 💀

IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME????? Read the first word of my tweets to find out....

#NationalTellAJokeDay Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar... You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.

@CAPSLOCKCHRIST There are 2 types of people on Twitter: 1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Just ignore them.

@ScientistMel And also “sheepses”...

I also do this with horses 😂🤣❤️🤓

We have been incorrectly using the Slinky the whole time twitter.com/GetFactual/sta…

@LawdCheesyCrust You’d be able to buy a pack of cheezy wotsits?

@ReAnimateStudio Where did you play?

@LawdCheesyCrust Nailed it...

✨ Fascinating. Just watch, even if you have seen it before. It changes your perspective 😊

Well fuck off back to your own planet then.

@GarethSoye “Chickens have souls, like mine!”😂😆😂 Obviousley never kept chickens...

@TorquilMacneil @JeremyDuns @aljwhite @PrivateEyeNews

@JeremyDuns @aljwhite @PrivateEyeNews I missed the joke didn't I?

Large new patch now live on PC, PS4 and XBox. Long list of fixes and improvements The team is super productive right now, more to follow (⌐■_■) nomanssky.com/2018/08/next-p…

@Mollitt @EmmaManzini We can, just not very well apparently...

Awesome

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@neilhelks @AtheistRepublic Imagine a bout of depression, anxiety or insomnia that lasted a few centuries/millennia.... no thanks...

Do you wish you could live forever? Why or why not?