AT MUFC

@centredevils I don't understand what is it there to see about. Get ready for a lot of this next season and a bottom half finish.

This is arguably the WORST performance under Michael Carrick

@ESPNUK @grok , how many total votes are there ?

Bruno Fernandes beat Declan Rice to the FWA Footballer of the Year award by just 28 votes 😮

@__Sharyf It has 7 million active players. You are factually wrong.

Fantasy premier league died a natural death

@LASHYBILLS Just smoke a cigarette people. Best shit ever.

A 17-year-old girl died after drinking 6 Alani's per day, her family has now filed a $1 million lawsuit against the company

@UnitedStandMUFC That retard can go and live out the rest of his days without putting his opinions on the internet for all I care.

🔴⚪️ We asked Ricky for his Man United and Leeds combined XI... And it's exactly what you'd expect it to be 💀 (no dan james is a shock tbf)

@WhateverVishal Habibi, come to shimla.

This shade of blue and green is no where in Vishwaguru

@Plettigoal No way is he worth that. At max he's worth like 75-80 million. That's just because he's a massive prospect and a decent player at 19. He's not good enought now to be a 60million player right now tbh.

🚨🆕 RB Leipzig are planning to reward Yan #Diomande with a new deal and performance-based pay rise, without adding a release clause. RB want to keep their 19 y/o gem for another season, but would consider offers starting at €100m. Liverpool are closely monitoring him and remain in contact with his agents. #LFC @philipphinze24 🇨🇮

@ManUtd I really hooe I never have to see this cunt's face ever again in my life. The amount of despair this monkey has caused me is too great.

Happy birthday, Andre! 🧤

@mufcytp S they do become a bad player. Onana kept saying that about himself as well. Fcking retards.

Why have most Manchester United fans stopped rating Carlos Baleba? A player of that calibre doesn’t just become a bad player over one season. This is clearly a dip in form, not a loss of quality. Talent-wise, there aren’t many midfielders better than him. If you’re looking for a midfield partner for Kobbie Mainoo, Elliott Anderson or Adam Wharton aren’t the answer — we’ve already seen that. It has to be either Tonali or Baleba. And it looks like the scouting department is heading in the same direction. 👀

@Ravenismeee Almost all sade songs. Smooth operator, paradise. Even Avril some songs if I'm being honest here, and many more wth.

** MEN & MEN ONLY ** Tell me a song by a woman you sing with your whole chest

@calilio_ Have a look at the contract lengths these chelsea players have signed. They have probably locked themselves out of a move as well.

He thinks we pay for players😂

@centregoals @goodbadftblpod We apologise on his behalf

🚨🚨🎙️| Paul Scholes says no team deserves to win the Premier League this season: “I don't think they should give out the trophy this year.” [@goodbadftblpod]

@WeAreTheOverlap I don't know man, his actions speak otherwise.

“I don’t support Man United, absolutely not!” 😤 Can you support more than one club? 👀

@UnitedNMB Maa kasam bhai. Atleast give is the 1 AM KO.

Why do you have to schedule these Manchester United matches at 1.45 AM ????

@ALB3D0000 That's why we don't take these clowns seriously.

@mufcMPB @edu17burgos @diarioas He's 29 in novemeber.

🚨 Casemiro has RECOMMENDED the signing of Bruno Guimarães to Manchester United. #MUFC [@edu17burgos, @diarioas]

@CPFC @eToro

Previously at Old Trafford 👇 @eToro 🔋

@mufcytp @Manutd_addicts I would ideally like anderson and wharton, or stiller. But I'd take tonali if we sign anderson or wharton as the other one.

💣🧨BREAKING NEWS! Sandro Tonali has told his agent to get him to Manchester United at all costs. — as per @Manutd_addicts At the right price, he wouldn’t be a bad replacement for Casemiro, would he?

@UTDRhody Kids, let me tell you, HE WAS UTTER GARBAGE.

Kids these days don’t know how good he was 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🐐

@Sarfo15M She might as well be. Who the fck is she anyways.

They act like Jill is invisible