lia farrington 🦋🎧

@dom_lucre she's a comedian and this video is a joke.

🔥🚨JUST IN: A woman breaks down in tears in a viral video after realizing that using Apple Pay actually spends her real money. She had mistakenly believed it was just rewards or points being used. The woman in the video directly states her confusion with the full quote: “When you use Apple Pay… that’s real money.” She adds in the same video: “I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST REWARDS.” This moment is gaining widespread attention online as people share similar experiences with financial technology apps.

every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.

@ChariotBlond perfection

I hate it here without you, Lorenzo 🫶🏼

@NigelGraz There’s a book called “she’s a lamb!” that is this vibe

Do you guys know any books or movies with an unreliable narrator who gets more and more unreliable as the story goes on untill you slowly discover they're actually detached from reality?

Naaaaah.. EVERYBODY GOTTA START THERAPY TODAYYYYY!

@nathiofficial_ and this is why i’m clumsy! my feet’s too small for this height

I think big feet on girls is cute.. like u stable or sum

WIP 🌙✨

@nathiofficial_ no, she loves it 😍

Not me feeling bad for talking my therapists ear off

@NinaSerafina he ate you up lol

I ghosted this 24 year old after I found out he was 24. A week or so later he asks if he did something that made me uncomfortable, so I tell him it’s his age + tell him my age. He then says “all I had to do was just tell him that, so who’s really the immature one” 💀🫠

healing is so embarrassing sometimes. like sorry you had to witness me realize the same thing for the fifth time.

Fuck it, I'll spill - when women turn 30, the entiret dating pool opens up for you. The 40-60 somethings are hot on our tails and the 20-somethings want in. Or as I like to say: you get to choose between the father, the son, and the holy ghost. AMEN!

concept: extremely sweet and caring guys that f**k you like an animal in heat

as a spiritual woman, you don’t need your partner to be spiritual too. you just need them to be open-minded, curious, and accepting of your spirituality. naturally, by being in your energy, your presence, & witnessing your magic — you’ll give them a spiritual awakening.

@NoahBensiSFW iconic start to summer

Sooo ALOT of crazy things happened yesterday 🫠🧨 Am I dreaming ?!

@t_sadiity no bc i asked my therapist if she has mental images of who i tell her about

I couldnt ever be a therapist because lemme see a picture of who u crying over.

“yea im not even thinking about it anymore” also me:

sent him a “I think you’d like this song” text unprovoked