swiss army dad

@Blue_eyed_Holty She’s a keeper. 😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♂️

I can only hope that some how, somewhere they found EAch other.

So I lost an auntie yesterday who was instrumental in being who I am today and my mum at dinner time today. Broke us an understatement. One for me and one for the lady’s.

@WhitbyPhotos I’m up that neck of the woods now.

Pick a favourite and explain why. All three are from Whitby Regatta.

@JunglistYid Carefully

How does she wipe her arse?

@anon_opin That bad eh.

Nando's delivery is exactly 42% as tasty as when eaten in their restaurant

@Royston56428882 SnAck? There’s a whole fekin pie in there lad. Lol

Hangover snacks 😋😋🤗🤗

@ladbible Reminds me of Spain before the euro fucked it.

🚨 | Man spent 100 hours in world's cheapest country where beer and a meal costs just £3 More below 👇

Running into people you ain’t seen for 28 whole long, fuck me , I feel old years. Classic.

Back home looking after mum as she’s really not good. Need to clear the head so here where I go. #fuckyoucancer

@darrengrimes And she needs to clean her pond by the sounds of it.

@darrengrimes Night in jail to teach granny what’s important.

@LP1886 Glastonbury must have.

Made a silly purchase didn’t I, fucking sick though.

@BeardedGenius It’s his height when he walked in…..gets everyone.

@LorraineWillis1 £35 here for 9 months.

Just been advised by our Council they will no longer collect ‘Green’ garden waste bins unless we pay £29 every 6 months for a license & must display it on our bin - is this happening everywhere?

@TheFigen_ Hell no.

Whoa never thanks! Would you dare?

@Bexy_Kent @avatownsendd Now just six month of gut wrenching worry while they go out on their own.

@NoContextHumans 😂😂😂😂🤷🏼‍♂️👍🏻

@clownworld Pepper spray would soon sort them out. No violence but ace results.

@littlemisslee23 Happy new hair.

Well I did it.. Had the hair cut shorter 😃