Liam Beckett

@JoanneIsaac1 @JonathanJWalsh Good hands! 👏

Timeline cleanse. Lenny (right) and his best mate.

@LemonLymancom ♥️Thank you from the *checks board* -10%

requested by @liambeckett

"Free trade stops wars and we figure out a way to fix the rest."

Hey @LemonLymancom, I can't find a clip with better quality than 360p but isn't it about time to post Toby Ziegler S02E06 "Free trade stops wars... and we figure out a way to fix the rest."

@JoanneIsaac1 Have a great night!

@HeathRaftery You've been reading my diary. Wait until you highlight a word, intending to delete it, and type "

Anyone know where I can find the " key? The one I used to use now makes a "" and I have to delete one. Same for [], <> and ().

The latest season of America's Got Talent is really bad.

@Kim0Neill @Bay53Pod It's giving @OZ_Sports_Lover conniptions. He's counting broken cameras in his head.

@brydoncoverdale Brilliant! Well done Brydon.

Some exciting news. Each year the Australian Crime Writers Association runs a 'fast fiction' writing competition called the Louie Award, for short crime stories under 500 words. And this year I've won it! You can read my story and the runners-up here: austcrimewriters.com/louie-award-wi…

@danielmccamley @mcintinhos That actually contains a block of cocaine that washed up on a Sydney beach. 🇦🇺🫡

@mcintinhos You forgot the brown paper Woolies bag 🤣

How it started... how it's going. @henryolonga🎙️"But Shamar Joseph, I tell you what, he's got something about him..." Credit: @cricketcomau @kayosports @BrianLara @Joseph70_ @gilly381 @FoxCricket @CricketAus

@MrRexPatrick @IndustryGovAu Clayton Utz lawyers tried to strip money away from my son, via the NDIS Tribunal. They lost then - may they lose now. Scabs.

As I tweet @IndustryGovAu is flying Clayton Utz lawyers, likely a Dept lawyer, a DFAT and an Industry official to Adelaide from Canberra, and a barrister from Melbourne, to try to stop the full release of a previous Govt’s paper on how to reduce gas/electricity prices. #auspol 🧵

#NeserMustPlay #AUSvWI #BBL2023

@beermitchell Beautiful tweet Mitch. Sleep well tonight.

My Uber driver Anhed just politely asked if we could make a quick stop for him to prey, felt really shit about how ashamed & discreet he felt it had to be. I'm an atheist but I have so much respect for the man & his commitment to his own belief, end of the day we just all Australian. ❤️

@PaulArandale @OfficialBlueyTV @abcnews It's like Hottest 100 except I actually voted this time ... 1. Flatpack 2. Cricket 3. Sleepytime ❤️

This @OfficialBlueyTV countdown is like the hottest 100 for kids @abcnews Lola is watching intently #BlueyFest

Potentially the greatest musical to never exist.

@ADodgeson You use gifs a lot. Do you have words?

If there are "No" parties tonight, they will be held in shame, celebrating nothing. I don't blame the lie peddlers - I blame voters who craved that lie, pushing their own misery to others. But they are dying, and their fear with them. Perhaps this is the last "no" #Referendum2023

@SoLetUsBegin Thanks for finding me, 10-tweets.

@liambeckett Pompous prose not far removed from toilet door wisdom. Get your hand off it mate.

@vmainard Congratulations on your victory, which I completely accept. Is your life better tonight? You're the sheep, sold a lie by a group of self-serving people who don't care about you in the least.

They will be held with pride. As in pride that racism was defeated along with the power grab from white inner city activist who have had their hands out for way too long. The reality is this whole referendum was based on the lie that aboriginals are not represented in the constitution they have been for 56 years thanks to the 1967 referendum. They have the same recognition as the rest of us.