Liam O'Boyle🐯

@HullCity The club needs to implement reciprocal pricing with certain teams because, frankly, this is unacceptable. Many clubs sell out their allocations at the MKM due to a fair pricing policy—this is the complete opposite. #hcafc

Tickets for next month's trip to Bramall Lane go on sale from tomorrow morning. 🎟️ All the info 👇 #hcafc

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary, I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator. I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme. Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate. I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave. You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise. Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount. For £35,000 I will:    •   Leave quietly.    •   Not require a press conference.    •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.    •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport. I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme. Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus. Who knew? While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes. May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue. In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on. If successful, I promise to:    •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).    •   Not stage a protest on the runway.    •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice. All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV. Yours in hopeful relocation, A slightly confused taxpayer

🚨 SCUMBAG: Ed Miliband just said – £95/MWh for offshore wind, locked in for 20 BLOODY YEARS! 😡 That's higher than gas, and we're footing the bill for grid upgrades, backups, and farms switching off when it's windy. Meanwhile, our energy prices stay sky high, killing jobs and competitiveness. Is this bloke having a f’ing laugh? Labour promised £300 off bills, but this net zero crap is shafting every Brit! Time to wake up scrap this SCAM before it’s too late!

@tenaciousV56 @mcmoggy80840 @PeterStefanovi2 Status quo

@liamoboyle2 @mcmoggy80840 @PeterStefanovi2 Weekends, holidays?

On Monday MPs will debate calls for schools to switch to a four-day week after more than 126,000 people signed a petition demanding the change, which supporters say will help recruit teachers mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

@mcmoggy80840 @PeterStefanovi2 Schools align with the working week, it's not difficult to understand her point if both parents work! Does this debate extend to early years learning too which also struggles to recruit and retain.

@PeterStefanovi2 Who is going to look after them on the day they don't go?

@bbcburnsy @bazdjcooper @HullCity @The1904Club They absolutely do need him but City can't get him on the pitch. I remember Rosenior talking about the necessity to sign robust players, Regan Slater opitimises that requirement in the Championship #hcafc

@liamoboyle2 @bazdjcooper @HullCity @The1904Club Interesting question Liam. Personally I think they need him NOW!

Top tactics, top two? top transfer tips ( that means you @bazdjcooper) , top Tigers chat. Join in with your @HullCity thoughts and questions on @The1904Club . Get them in by 9.30 am Weds morning. #hcafc

Let us never forget this fundamental truth: The state has no source of money other than the money people earn themselves. If the state wishes to spend more, it can do so only by borrowing your savings or by taxing you more. And it is no good thinking that someone else will pay—that "someone else" is you. There is no such thing as public money, there is only taxpayers' money. Prosperity won't come by inventing more and more lavish public expenditure programs. You don't grow richer by ordering another chequebook from the bank. No nation ever grew more prosperous by taxing its citizens beyond their capacity to pay. We have a duty to make sure that every penny piece we raise in taxation is spent wisely and well.

Exclusive:   * Rachel Reeves will use her Budget to freeze fuel duty, cut energy bills and increase the minimum wage in a bid to reduce the cost of living and win over Labour MPs, our political podcast The State of It reveals   * The Chancellor will confirm that she is retaining the 5p cut in fuel duty and will also ensure it does not rise in line with inflation. Extending combined reliefs for a year would cost £3bn   * Reeves also expected to confirm previous report by The Times that more than 1million low-paid workers will see the national living wage rise by around 3% from £12.21 to around £12.70   * The move will be paid for by employers, which has led to warnings that Reeves risks “pricing jobs out of existence” in the wake of the rise in employers’ national insurance in last year’s Budget   * Reeves is also expected to announce a significant cut in household energy paid for by removing a number of green levies currently placed on bills. This will be funded by reducing the government’s £13billion budget for energy efficiency measures known as the Warm Homes Fund   * Downing Street said it wanted to see bills fall by £170 by the end of the decade - however the energy secretary Ed Miliband has been fighting a rear-guard action to protect his budget while the Treasury argued that the government could only afford to reduce bills by £70. Not clear where they have landed   * In other moves designed to appeal to Labour MPs the Chancellor will also confirm that she is scrapping the two-child benefit cap, a move which will cost £3billion a year, and uprating benefits in line with inflation in a move that will cost £6billion   * Reeves told Labour MPs that they would be happy with 95% of Budget. She says it is a Budget they can go out and sell on the doorstep   * But it comes with big tax rises - told around a dozen. Freeze on income tax thresholds, tax raid on pension contributions, pay-per-mile charge on electric cars, a high-value property tax, gambling tax, cycle to work tax, tourism tax... these are just the ones we know about   * There is a world in which this Budget goes down well with Labour MPs but badly with voters   * There is a genuine question of whether Labour is still party of working-class voters. Polling suggests Labour is in denial about core vote, which has become increasingly young middle-class professionals in cities - the kind of voters who will be hit hardest by these tax rises   thetimes.com/article/af6030…

@MartinSLewis They're known in the industry as tethered caps.

Today's Twitter Poll: Do you like the soft drinks plastic bottles with 'attached caps' (ie they dont fully come off so remain connected, so they're more difficult to lose)? (I did this poll a year ago when they were starting, I want to see if views have changed)

@TigerTubePlayer @29gazalex Great period to follow City, after many false dawns to get out of that division #hcafc

Boothferry Park’s final Humber Derby occurred on this day in 2002. The old place was rocking that day and City’s victory through late strikes from Michael Branch and @29gazalex was fully deserved. #hcafc

@lfc_lance Samuel Eto'o, Everton gave it away.

Guess the Legend Level : Hardest

@gazzapitt10 @aufwiedpet @Philberto4 Private Lives is the best episode

@aufwiedpet @liamoboyle2 @Philberto4

Baz!

Simon Jordan from @talkSPORT utterly DESTOYS Gary Neville. "This is about radical Islamic extremism and Gary Neville doesn't have the balls to call it out for it is." "He's a coward and a champagne socialist" I agreed with EVERY word. Well said! 🔥

ABSOLUTE GOLD: A comment from a Telegraph reader 👇 All Rayner has done was ask her cabinet colleagues for advice. She started with the ex transport minister but then realised she was a fraudster, she tried the chancellor for economic advice, however she lied on her CV, so she turned to the Business secretary who after all was a solicitor, but it turns out he also liar and was never a solicitor Perhaps the minister for corruption could help, but no, she was ousted for corruption. Her last hope was the minister for homelessness, who herself resigned due to making people homeless So Ange the housing minister, who could afford the best information available, thought, let's try and get away with a few quid, £40k to be precise!! This government is rotten to the core, and it starts with Lord Alli's mate, Starmer. The organisation works as a shadow of the leader *Credit to Howard Nichols 👏👏

@gazzapitt10 @aufwiedpet @Philberto4 Anyone got a match 🔥

@aufwiedpet As good as it gets @liamoboyle2 @Philberto4

The Boys From The Brown Stuff. 🤜🏼

With the ‘UK Government’ set to appeal the Bell Hotel judgement, we now have a clear Government vs. the people situation. Whilst not unprecedented, it’s the first time in modern history that our national Government has actively supported illegal foreign nationals against its own people. Truly staggering.

@bazdjcooper @toomleeman2 @origlambman @ThatjamieT If Laalaoui has any bonuses related to appearances and victories in his contract, I'd be taking legal advice. That player has a legally binding contract no matter if the lad is registered or not

@toomleeman2 @origlambman @ThatjamieT Essentially. Whether or not something can be done with Laalaoui (poss loan) remains to be seen, but Puerta is over.

Sergej Jakirovic confirms interest in Liverpool's Lewis Koumas and says Besiktas midfielder Amir Hadziahmetovic wants to come to #hcafc I #lfc hulldailymail.co.uk/sport/football…

@gazzapitt10 @davidoncricket @DJAerialPhoto @Philberto4 Almost as picturesque as Newlands with Table mountain as the back drop

@davidoncricket @DJAerialPhoto @liamoboyle2 @Philberto4

An amazing photo of Scarborough Cricket Club and Castle. From the Facebook page of @DJAerialPhoto

@MarcherReborn The Lineker family🤔

“….the war has had an impact on the United Kingdom, there's not a family or community that hasn't been affected". What bollocks is this??