sarah plain and tall

@Mister_slitty @MurrayHillGuy1 The dream

@MurrayHillGuy1 I'm in the corporate psychopath bucket but I go on my lunch around 1230 to 1

What time he goes to the gym based on employment status: 5am: Corporate psychopath, jacked, but in a lean way. sends “circling back” email/text messages to hinge chicks at 6 5:12am. 6am: Finance bro training for Hyrox/next half marathon instead of fixing his own issues 8am: Remote worker, Teams permanently on green 10am: “Entrepreneur” whose startup is just a podcast and a Shopify store 12pm: Unemployed but says he’s “between opportunities” for the last year 2pm: Crypto guy checking Coinbase between sets 5:30pm: Actual employed human being. Normie 7pm: Recently dumped, hits chest 4x a week now 9pm: Creatine goblin filming TikTok workouts tripod-first. Jacked out of his mind but has no social life 10pm: Guy who says “the gym is empty at night bro” because he can’t stop checking his ex’s socials.

@ChrisPage88 @PalmyrPar Top 5

@PalmyrPar do you think he was turning Japanese? Do you really think so?

I met a blonde white guy raised from birth in Japan (with no Japanese ancestry), and I don’t know how to explain it, but he looked literally, physically more Asian than other white guys.

“Im an introverted extrovert” Bitch do u think I have the time to even think about what that even means ?

@businessbarista Ai-native

I want to start an AI community for executives. This will be a space for people to share killer use cases, agentic workflows/agents, post-AI org structure, AI governance, AI training/enablement, change management, and more. Comment “AI-native” if you want to join.

@ClamsAndCockles Funeral episode was mad good I thought

Is “Your Friends & Neighbors” season 2 doing it for you? #YourFriendsAndNeighbors

@JordanLoman_ Whats SKO? And they hirin?

The Ole Miss Sorority SDR and the 2x divorced VP of sales at SKO

Anthropic just showed a 24-minute workshop on how to actually prompt Claude. Taught by the people who built it. Free. No signup. No paywall. I've watched $300 courses that don't cover what they teach in the first 8 minutes.

@jeffreypeckham @NFL_DovKleiman Ya but he runs a 4.8

@NFL_DovKleiman There are only 64 of these jobs available (96 if you include practice squad). Hes just not one of the best 64 or 96. I still think his best/only chance to stick in the NFL is at RB. He showed in college that he can run. Not as a featured back, but situational. .

Diego Pavia at Ravens rookie mini camp. What do you notice?

Few things more offputting than an adult getting baptized

@ToxicIndividual @cl_all_day That feels communist

@cl_all_day Tried to kick around a soccer ball once. Not a good substitute for a catch.

If you’re a man in college living with other men you should be playing catch at least 3 times a week. Football, baseball, even a tennis ball. You need to be playing catch

@BodycamVideos_ Pretty polite kid all thinfs considered

@AmiriKing Dude deserves a medal

A woman throwing a hotel party for her 11-year-old daughter has a full-blown meltdown after she realizes the vending machines won’t accept her EBT card. Am I tripping or is this insane?

@AmiriKing I think most racists would even agree car meet ppl are worse than black people

A scholar parks in the middle of a car meet and refuses to close his door so an ACTUAL participant can park his ride. A chimp-out ensues and the scholar threatens to shoot everybody at the meet. What makes them so incompatible in social settings?

@xnastyjellybean @FBGreatMoments Dude this is so funny. Dontavion wicks also randomly balls

@FBGreatMoments Franchise mode Christian Kirk is the greatest wide out of all time

Name a player who was way better in Madden than real life.

@nut_history I guess if we’re just going by the numbers Jackie Robinson

Who would you say is on the Mount Rushmore of most hated athletes of all-time?

@Jonathan_Farren @nut_history Kaepernick is wild lol

@nut_history Leaving major criminals off… Dave Kingman Bill Laimbeer Colin Kaepernick Christian Laettner

@nut_history Jose canseco